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Watching them all the way to the end is a roller coaster of emotion
NSFW Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong has a tiny penis
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Watching them all the way to the end is a roller coaster of emotion
what? he fucked a hole in a tree made by a woodpecker?
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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS
"The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people — you know, from experience," he said.
JOHN MAYER
"I'm not worried about how small my penis is – I'm worried about how dark it is," he said. "I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks."
HOWARD STERN
"I think I might as well be up front about it. No guy will ever admit to having a small penis. I just went on the record. I might be one of the smallest guys in the world," he said.
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
“It looks like an egg in a nest. This girl once said to me, ‘Who are you going to satisfy with that little thing?’ I said, ‘Me!’” he told Rolling Stone.
SHIA LABEOUF
"I remember putting a pillow underneath [my girlfriend] because I had seen that in a porn movie," he told Playboy. "It put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed…and clearly this wasn't the move."
BRAD GARRETT
“It’s not really a foreskin, it’s a twoskin," he said. "Instead of a sweater, it looks like a hoodie. When I look down there it’s like I stole a bishop. [When] I’m looking at it in the mirror it’s like, "Is it really that small or is it like an optical illusion?"
RICKY GERVAIS
"I don't want to go into it but I'm not built, its average. I'm 5 foot 8, it's in proportion, don't worry about it," he said on Inside the Actors Studio. "I'd look weird with a foot long knob wouldn't I? It'd be ridiculous, also I'd faint if I got an erection as all the blood would be in there. It's fine, it's fine, really it's average."
EMINEM
When asked about his insecurities, he said. "Um…my penis is small."
OLIVER HUDSON
In an Instagram post about his father, Kurt Russell, he wrote: "I look up to you and always will.. And when I told you I had a small penis, your answer was moving..'It's okay son, there's a snake in all of us!'"
KEN JEONG
During an interview, he referred to his penis as “the smallest c–k,” a “tiny penis,” “a grower, not a shower,” and a “mangina.”
ROGER MATHEWS
"[JWoww's dad] knows I have a tiny penis,” Roger said during an episode of Snooki & JWoww.
DANIEL RADCLIFFE
Describing the shrinkage he experienced during a full-frontal scene in the Broadway play Equus, he said : "[Michelangelo's David] wasn’t very well endowed, because he was fighting Goliath. There was very much of that effect [on stage]. You tighten up like a hamster. The first time it happened, I turned around and went, ‘You know, there’s a thousand people here, and I don’t think even one of them would expect you to look your best in this situation.’"
"The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people — you know, from experience," he said.
JOHN MAYER
"I'm not worried about how small my penis is – I'm worried about how dark it is," he said. "I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks."
HOWARD STERN
"I think I might as well be up front about it. No guy will ever admit to having a small penis. I just went on the record. I might be one of the smallest guys in the world," he said.
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
“It looks like an egg in a nest. This girl once said to me, ‘Who are you going to satisfy with that little thing?’ I said, ‘Me!’” he told Rolling Stone.
SHIA LABEOUF
"I remember putting a pillow underneath [my girlfriend] because I had seen that in a porn movie," he told Playboy. "It put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed…and clearly this wasn't the move."
BRAD GARRETT
“It’s not really a foreskin, it’s a twoskin," he said. "Instead of a sweater, it looks like a hoodie. When I look down there it’s like I stole a bishop. [When] I’m looking at it in the mirror it’s like, "Is it really that small or is it like an optical illusion?"
RICKY GERVAIS
"I don't want to go into it but I'm not built, its average. I'm 5 foot 8, it's in proportion, don't worry about it," he said on Inside the Actors Studio. "I'd look weird with a foot long knob wouldn't I? It'd be ridiculous, also I'd faint if I got an erection as all the blood would be in there. It's fine, it's fine, really it's average."
EMINEM
When asked about his insecurities, he said. "Um…my penis is small."
OLIVER HUDSON
In an Instagram post about his father, Kurt Russell, he wrote: "I look up to you and always will.. And when I told you I had a small penis, your answer was moving..'It's okay son, there's a snake in all of us!'"
KEN JEONG
During an interview, he referred to his penis as “the smallest c–k,” a “tiny penis,” “a grower, not a shower,” and a “mangina.”
ROGER MATHEWS
"[JWoww's dad] knows I have a tiny penis,” Roger said during an episode of Snooki & JWoww.
DANIEL RADCLIFFE
Describing the shrinkage he experienced during a full-frontal scene in the Broadway play Equus, he said : "[Michelangelo's David] wasn’t very well endowed, because he was fighting Goliath. There was very much of that effect [on stage]. You tighten up like a hamster. The first time it happened, I turned around and went, ‘You know, there’s a thousand people here, and I don’t think even one of them would expect you to look your best in this situation.’"
Someone went to the school of @Miesha's Taint trimming
I need more episodic commercials in my life
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poor ken jeong
that doesn't even look healthy looks like he has some sort of disorder with his genitals.poor ken jeong
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daniel radcliffe
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If you scroll in it looks like a Koala
for the record, i still dont think this thread needs to be marked nsfw
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"Say, it ain't so!? Does Brad Pitt really have a small penis? According to his ex-girlfriend, Juliette Lewis, sleeping with Brad in the 1990s was no "big" deal, she told fans at a concert, with extra emphasis on the "big" part.
Even Brad's BFF, George Clooney, once slapped a "Small Penis Onboard" sticker onto the side of Brad's car. But that's most definitely some type of joke (er, misunderstanding?), right? Right?!? "
Even Brad's BFF, George Clooney, once slapped a "Small Penis Onboard" sticker onto the side of Brad's car. But that's most definitely some type of joke (er, misunderstanding?), right? Right?!? "
he seems hung compared to the previous chodes in this threaddaniel radcliffe
they called him red ballsdaniel radcliffe
his dick looked normal to me hung below the balls flaccid
if you were worried about the influx of 0gers after their site was acting up just wait till they hear about this penis thread
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"Jessica Simpson's virginity pledge may not have been worth the wait, as Nick Lachey's small penis evidently did not impress the singer on their wedding night. In 2006 (following their split) she revealed, "Nick Lachey didn’t pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it.""
If you scroll in it looks like a Koala
what about the horse though?daniel radcliffe
idk man we have a dick thread on sherdog right now but it is more imperical than this one maybe they will pole vault themselves over here.
