General "I have something to say, but it doesn't warrant its own thread."
- Thread starter John Lee Pettimore
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It's clearly pee mixed with jizz. It's not just pee. It's jizzy pee.
Thats not a soundbite, you need management
I disagree. I think the term "jizzy pee" will help inspire the American voters, and we'll all know we stand united. This time it won't be about trannies.
Modern day William Tell:
FFS.... Just checked into a motel.
The "lady" behind the counter was wearing a tight sweater, stretch pants, a blazer, ponytail, lip gloss, and a 5 o'clock shadow. Dude was pushing 200lbs, not sure if the man boobs were from hormones or sloth.
I wish I could have snuck a picture of this thing, but I kept calling him "man" and it was getting frustrated lol.
"Thanks man" "appreciate it man"
Probably thinks I'm in here having a clan rally.
The "lady" behind the counter was wearing a tight sweater, stretch pants, a blazer, ponytail, lip gloss, and a 5 o'clock shadow. Dude was pushing 200lbs, not sure if the man boobs were from hormones or sloth.
I wish I could have snuck a picture of this thing, but I kept calling him "man" and it was getting frustrated lol.
"Thanks man" "appreciate it man"
Probably thinks I'm in here having a clan rally.
On a call with the phone company. Setting up a service. I gave them my name, and they asked if it was OK to call me by my name during the call.
WTF?
So fuck it. I told him to call me Hauler. Dude on the line is gayer than a burlap bag of dicks, and it's all I can do to keep from laughing when he calls me Hauler.
He sounds like Serge from Beverly Hills Cop trying to say Axel.
WTF?
So fuck it. I told him to call me Hauler. Dude on the line is gayer than a burlap bag of dicks, and it's all I can do to keep from laughing when he calls me Hauler.
He sounds like Serge from Beverly Hills Cop trying to say Axel.
Jesus, Vegas looks dead, I have seen reports that it has been a ghost town lately
We have a thread for this
Oh damn that's right
It's been an hour since I last pooped. Longest stretch in 15 hours.
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Welp gotta restart the clock
If I die on the toilet please tell everyone I died doing what I love: talking to strange men on the internet
Go get some fiber pills and pound water. Prebiotics too, time for a brute force regime change in there.
Saw a clip of a 50 Cent interview today.
"I never ran from anything because I didn't have anything to run to"
Respect
"I never ran from anything because I didn't have anything to run to"
Respect
Is this Hallow app thing a heartless grift?
Because it seems like a heartless grift.
Faith is supposed to be personal.
I hate the evangelist and I hate the born again that only even engage to spread the word.
Trying to make money from faith is extremely offensive.
At least to me.
Because it seems like a heartless grift.
Faith is supposed to be personal.
I hate the evangelist and I hate the born again that only even engage to spread the word.
Trying to make money from faith is extremely offensive.
At least to me.
What's a hallow app
Damnit 5 times in the last 2 1/2 hours
I just want to sleep without shitting myself. A lot to ask, I know