General My F’n Wife

Judobill · Thursday at 10:24 AM

I don’t get a whole lot of days off. I like to chill out, maybe play some golf, watch some YouTube, eat some good food. I’m at home today and she asks me to move my car out of the garage because she has some new outdoor furniture being delivered. Fine. Then this shows up, and she asks me to assemble it. Fucking hell.

NiteProwleR · Thursday at 10:26 AM

You're gonna love it, hun. A new lounge set!

Poiupoiu · Thursday at 10:30 AM

Jesus X · Thursday at 10:47 AM

Judobill said:
I don’t get a whole lot of days off. I like to chill out, maybe play some golf, watch some YouTube, eat some good food. I’m at home today and she asks me to move my car out of the garage because she has some new outdoor furniture being delivered. Fine. Then this shows up, and she asks me to assemble it. Fucking hell.View attachment 158932

Fan_of_Fanboys · Thursday at 11:03 AM

That looks like half a day with approximately 8,639 screws and pieces

sparkuri · Thursday at 11:05 AM

That fucking bitch!

CuddleBug · Thursday at 11:22 AM

Board Meeting at one of the factories that makes that stuff.

Designer: I'm afraid if we make the assembly any more convoluted and time consuming that customers will stop buying our product.

Boss: Are you crazy? The people who buy our product and the poor saps the put it together are never the same people.

Robbie Hart · Thursday at 11:30 AM

Ha ha ha, have fun. While she goes out with her girlfriends to have a great day of relaxation at the spa.

NiteProwleR · Thursday at 12:12 PM

Fan_of_Fanboys said:
That looks like half a day with approximately 8,639 screws and pieces

I always ask if the display is for sale. Even at the junkyard.

RussfromNH · Thursday at 12:49 PM

Go to Walmart buy 2 or 3 cheap folding lawn chairs set them up to hold her over
then go enjoy the rest of your day

Wiggy · Thursday at 1:02 PM

You know those cushion things they have to put on hardwood kitchen chairs? Super-glue a couple of those to the big box.

Pull the tall box on it's end in front of them & staple a tablecloth to it.

Drag the thin box around the corner so she doesn't see it.

Text her that it's done & you hope she enjoys it as you pull out of the driveway heading to the golf course.

Robbie Hart · Thursday at 1:03 PM

RussfromNH said:
Go to Walmart buy 2 or 3 cheap folding lawn chairs set them up to hold her over
then go enjoy the rest of your day

Good idea. Then you can put a plastic tablecloth over the boxes and use them as a table/s.

kvr28 · Thursday at 2:09 PM

You are going to be missing 1 screw. Trust me. Honey do lists never end.

Fan_of_Fanboys · Thursday at 2:12 PM

kvr28 said:
You are going to be missing 1 screw. Trust me. Honey do lists never end.

Or have like 6 leftover and then you're stuck wondering if they gave you too many or if you missed something important

RussfromNH · Thursday at 2:13 PM

Robbie Hart said:
Good idea. Then you can put a plastic tablecloth over the boxes and use them as a table/s.

Nice!! You get what I’m putting down

But I’m divorced so I wouldn’t take my advice lol

RussfromNH · Thursday at 2:14 PM

Fan_of_Fanboys said:
Or have like 6 leftover and then you're stuck wondering if they gave you too many or if you missed something important

post a weight limit label on the chairs just to CYA

Wiggy · Thursday at 2:19 PM

Fan_of_Fanboys said:
Or have like 6 leftover and then you're stuck wondering if they gave you too many or if you missed something important

Fortunately for OP, the one screw missing and / or 6 extra ones will be explained in the instructions.

Unfortunately for OP, it'll be the instructions printed in French, Japanese, Korean, German, or maybe even Swahili - but *not* the ones printed in English.

supersonic · Thursday at 2:22 PM

Praying for you OP

kvr28 · Thursday at 2:32 PM

Fan_of_Fanboys said:
Or have like 6 leftover and then you're stuck wondering if they gave you too many or if you missed something important

lol, this as well, we had that when we put the pool table together, I was like WTF

kvr28 · Thursday at 2:41 PM

RussfromNH said:
post a weight limit label on the chairs just to CYA

Jesus Christ, don't do this!

steroid to heaven · Thursday at 2:45 PM

Judobill said:
I don’t get a whole lot of days off. I like to chill out, maybe play some golf, watch some YouTube, eat some good food. I’m at home today and she asks me to move my car out of the garage because she has some new outdoor furniture being delivered. Fine. Then this shows up, and she asks me to assemble it. Fucking hell.View attachment 158932

my wife broke her leg 1st day into an expensive ski trip
that sucked.
her being home from work for the next 60 days was worse.
buying shit like pergolas and ikea closets for me to assemble

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDYRh-_KB-8

View: https://youtu.be/OTVOGHdmhLY?t=7

not as easy as it looks, alone

Judobill · Thursday at 2:58 PM

I told her not to buy this cheap Made in China shit anymore. To their credit, it’s going together pretty easily and check this out, a spare parts bag.

kvr28 · Thursday at 3:10 PM

Judobill said:
I told her not to buy this cheap Made in China shit anymore. To their credit, it’s going together pretty easily and check this out, a spare parts bag.View attachment 158937

They are lying, you still fucked bud

Judobill · Thursday at 3:18 PM

kvr28 said:
They are lying, you still fucked bud

I’m almost done. Only drawn blood once.

ManDingo · Thursday at 5:03 PM

Judobill said:
I’m almost done. Only drawn blood once.

From your vagina

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