NSFW Alright, if no one is going to post the Florida man placing an alligator on his genitals...

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Papi Chingon

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Oct 19, 2015
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I'm not clicking the video, but if some guy allowed an alligator or cayman to bite his junk, he could make a series. So many lizards in florida! Next he could do it with an iguana, and if that doesn't bite his dick right off, try the tegu next.
 
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I'm not clicking the video, but if some guy allowed an alligator or cayman to bite his junk, he could make a series. So many lizards in florida! Next he could do it with an iguana, and if that doesn't bite his dick right off, try the tegu next.
Don't forget monitor lizards and any other tropical lizard in the world that assholes decided to release when they got too big.

We have all that shit here
 

Papi Chingon

Domesticated Hombre
Oct 19, 2015
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Don't forget monitor lizards and any other tropical lizard in the world that assholes decided to release when they got too big.

We have all that shit here
I'm guessing the iguana would take care of the job, but good call.
 

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pews&vrooms
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Oct 21, 2015
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Don't forget monitor lizards and any other tropical lizard in the world that assholes decided to release when they got too big.

We have all that shit here
The only reason we don’t have them here is because our 2 weeks of winter get a few degrees colder than yours