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kvr28

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My dad told me that he once paid a hooker 25 dollars for a blowjob, he was so ashamed lol.

I asked was it worth it? He said yes. No shame in that dad.
 
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kvr28 said:
My dad told me that he once paid a hooker 25 dollars for a blowjob, he was so ashamed lol.

I asked was it worth it? He said yes. No shame in that dad.
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Wait until he finds out it's the same street comedian Ron White has a bit about, finding out years later that all the hookers on that particular street were transvestites.
 
Lennybishop

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Wiggy said:
Wait until he finds out it's the same street comedian Ron White has a bit about, finding out years later that all the hookers on that particular street were transvestites.
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Hey a bj is a bj. No matter who's mouth it is.
 
Thuglife13

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kvr28 said:
My dad told me that he once paid a hooker 25 dollars for a blowjob, he was so ashamed lol.

I asked was it worth it? He said yes. No shame in that dad.
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Hopefully he rubbed one out beforehand so it wouldn't be an easy one for the hooker...
 
vad

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kvr28 said:
My dad told me that he once paid a hooker 25 dollars for a blowjob, he was so ashamed lol.

I asked was it worth it? He said yes. No shame in that dad.
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One time a coworker and I go to a titty bar and he is throwing cash all over. This happened all the time, sales job. So here we are and he pays for some chick to dance on me. I have never been into this stripper thing, its always repulsed me. So she does her thing and while doing it takes my hand and shoves it down her panties. Full bush. Black chick. Huge, huge bush. So I tell my buddy and he goes "yeah well these two are coming home with us tonight". I sat on the couch talking to this dipshit broad until he finished. Afterwards he goes "what, did the beaver pelt turn you off". Ive used that phrase since.

That same guy orders some hooker after the bar from the backpage. We arrive at some townhouse in the absolute ghetto. Im hammered drunk but very aware of where I am, he has no idea. He goes upstairs, Im watching Cops on the TV. There is nothing in this place but a couch and a tv. Then it occurred to me, she is not alone here, there is a man somewhere in this house, her driver, whatever he is. Im now further unsettled. He comes down and says its my turn. Uhhhhhh ...ok, no thanks man. She grabs me by the hand, brings me upstairs and pulls my pants and boxers down in one movement and shoves me back on the bed. She tried sucking my limp, elastic dick for 15 min. Asks me if I am gay. Meanwhile this chick is just grosss, skinny, greasy, I wouldnt even look at this chick a first time let alone a second on the street. She takes my hand and starts motioning to rub her shoulders and back while she continues to tug on my flaccid dong. Eventually I just said yeah anyway, thanks, and we left.
 
kvr28

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vad said:
One time a coworker and I go to a titty bar and he is throwing cash all over. This happened all the time, sales job. So here we are and he pays for some chick to dance on me. I have never been into this stripper thing, its always repulsed me. So she does her thing and while doing it takes my hand and shoves it down her panties. Full bush. Black chick. Huge, huge bush. So I tell my buddy and he goes "yeah well these two are coming home with us tonight". I sat on the couch talking to this dipshit broad until he finished. Afterwards he goes "what, did the beaver pelt turn you off". Ive used that phrase since.

That same guy orders some hooker after the bar from the backpage. We arrive at some townhouse in the absolute ghetto. Im hammered drunk but very aware of where I am, he has no idea. He goes upstairs, Im watching Cops on the TV. There is nothing in this place but a couch and a tv. Then it occurred to me, she is not alone here, there is a man somewhere in this house, her driver, whatever he is. Im now further unsettled. He comes down and says its my turn. Uhhhhhh ...ok, no thanks man. She grabs me by the hand, brings me upstairs and pulls my pants and boxers down in one movement and shoves me back on the bed. She tried sucking my limp, elastic dick for 15 min. Asks me if I am gay. Meanwhile this chick is just grosss, skinny, greasy, I wouldnt even look at this chick a first time let alone a second on the street. She takes my hand and starts motioning to rub her shoulders and back while she continues to tug on my flaccid dong. Eventually I just said yeah anyway, thanks, and we left.
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Damn, all I could think of reading the first part

 
vad

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kvr28 said:
Damn, all I could think of reading the first part

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My first time in a strip club, sniffers row, buddy drops $5 in front of me, she slides down and straddles me. Pure cigarette smoke, almost made me sick. Its just been all bad for me in these places and I am glad for it. Its fucking vile what goes on in those places and in those circles.
 
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