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Mix6APlix

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bartender asks what he wants. He says anything but Canadian Club.

Seriously though, any of you 'booters ever go seal clubbing? If so, why? What satisfaction to you get from clubbing a harmless baby animal to death? Seems weird to me.
 

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bartender asks what he wants. He says anything but Canadian Club.

Seriously though, any of you 'booters ever go seal clubbing? If so, why? What satisfaction to you get from clubbing a harmless baby animal to death? Seems weird to me.
An old gf of mine was of Eskimo blood. She live in England and always talked up Canada as the greatest land there is. Even though she had never been. She thought I was fucking with her when I told her about seal clubbing . It genuinely upset her.

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Yeah, I could only do that for subsistence survival type shit.

I remember my grandfather wanted to take me and my older sister through a slaughter house killing floor when were about 7 and 9, I had already watched farm animals being slaughtered b but for some reason declined....he always treated me as useless after that. Smh, what the hell grampa, what the hell?
 

Mix6APlix

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Yeah, I could only do that for subsistence survival type shit.

I remember my grandfather wanted to take me and my older sister through a slaughter house killing floor when were about 7 and 9, I had already watched farm animals being slaughtered b but for some reason declined....he always treated me as useless after that. Smh, what the hell grampa, what the hell?
Killing floor? Don't let the name fool you.

 

Mix6APlix

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Is it different to any other form of hunting?
There are more humane ways of hunting than clubbing something death. Whether by bow or by rifle, you have no argument againdt this point. Joe Rogan would support me on this. Shockingly you will be the first to call me a racist if I make a comment about how in certain cultures they chose to punish those WHO GOT RAPED by throwing stones at them until they are dead.
 

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There are more humane ways of hunting than clubbing something death. Whether by bow or by rifle, you have no argument againdt this point. Joe Rogan would support me on this. Shockingly you will be the first to call me a racist if I make a comment about how in certain cultures they chose to punish those WHO GOT RAPED by throwing stones at them until they are dead.
Idk what your point is but i'm down to stone some baby seals and then rape them
 

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I always dreamed of growing up to be a seal clubber when I was a child.those guys get huge money plus the get to club seals.i only wish you could club Canada geese like that.i would take my hockey stick down to the beach and lay waste to those black and white bastards if they had a bounty on them
 

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I always dreamed of growing up to be a seal clubber when I was a child.those guys get huge money plus the get to club seals.i only wish you could club Canada geese like that.i would take my hockey stick down to the beach and lay waste to those black and white bastards if they had a bounty on them
I really wish you guys would keep those nasty fuckers in your own country. Trump should build a wall to keep them out.
 

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There are more humane ways of hunting than clubbing something death. Whether by bow or by rifle, you have no argument againdt this point.
I think there's some argument. Bow hunting has a higher chance than a rifle of wounding an animal. That's not very humane. If you can kill the seal in one club, it's painless. I agree that the potential for suffering exists but that's true of other forms of hunting.

Shockingly you will be the first to call me a racist if I make a comment about how in certain cultures they chose to punish those WHO GOT RAPED by throwing stones at them until they are dead.
No I wouldn't. Criticising a culture isn't racist, criticising Islam, the death penalty, and victim punishing are all justified. Islam is a disease and a disgusting ideology.
 

Leigh

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I always dreamed of growing up to be a seal clubber when I was a child.those guys get huge money plus the get to club seals.i only wish you could club Canada geese like that.i would take my hockey stick down to the beach and lay waste to those black and white bastards if they had a bounty on them
I ran over a Canada Goose in a boat. It survived though and limped out of the Fraser River with a mangled neck.
 
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Mix6APlix @Mix6APlix the Canadian veterinary association says that an instantaneous death blow to the head from a club is as humane or more than shooting and possibly having to bleed out. They are also harvested for their pelts as well as the meat so protecting the fur is important
 

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There are more humane ways of hunting than clubbing something death. Whether by bow or by rifle, you have no argument againdt this point. Joe Rogan would support me on this. Shockingly you will be the first to call me a racist if I make a comment about how in certain cultures they chose to punish those WHO GOT RAPED by throwing stones at them until they are dead.
As a hunter, I'd rather club something in one good solid blow than shoot and wound it.