Personal Brown Recluse got me yesterday

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Homeslice

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Bites look so very small, I've had fire and bites that look like 5x that size...
 

Homeslice

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Maybe it was an itty-bitty brown recluse? Like a just-hatched brown recluse? Did you even feel it sting you?
 

sparkuri

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Maybe it was an itty-bitty brown recluse? Like a just-hatched brown recluse? Did you even feel it sting you?
In my dream yes, so subconsciously.
Woke up with it.
Gonna rub some snake venom on it.
 

Homeslice

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^^^^ I think its a much simpler plot twist than that. OP stapled his hand. That's it. But he is trying to play it off like some wild animal bit it. But he is not worried about it because he is so big and strong. And his cock is so big. Hmmm....

When, in reality, he is not worried about it because he STAPELED HIS HAND WITH A STAPLER DERP DERP hahaha.

OP, home your hand recovers nicely from the stapler staple...
 

Judobill

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I got bit on the forehead about 10 years ago. Still have a small scar.
 

Jesus X

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I thought you were 6'5" this spider bite made you lose some height.
 

Homeslice

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^^^^^ wholly FUK that looks scary lol! Burn entire building down, its the only way to be sure...
 

Iceman33

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Brown recluses fangs aren’t long enough to penetrate the skin. You have to apply pressure to them for their fangs to penetrate. Most bites are caused by rolling over in bed, putting on clothes etc. so if you have one on your body, don’t smash it. Most people are immune to the flesh eating damage they can cause. Biggest thing is getting antibiotics right away if it gets bigger/swells. glue boards are great at catching them. Adults can live over a year without food and water.