General Could you hang for 6 months with...

[jasonhightower]

this chick? Best sex you've ever had and you get $100,000 (tax free) at the end. She must attend all family, work, and social functions with you.

 

[sparkuri]

How many functions?
How long?

 

[Deleted member 1]

this chick? Best sex you've ever had and you get $100,000 (tax free) at the end. She must attend all family, work, and social functions with you.

I'm in
I've done worse.

 

[Priziesthorse]

I'd do it for free.

 

[sparkuri]

I'm in
I've done worse.

Agreed.
I'd make a documentary and keep the ball rolling forever.
I'm thinking dynasty.

 

[jason73]

that is how every woman sounds to me

 

[Qat]

She sounds a lot like Trump.

 

[silentsinger]

Those tits need their own zipcodes. #free the nip? Fuck no.

 

[Robbie Hart]

I would have fun with her

 

[silentsinger]

I would have fun with her

In a give her a toothbrush and ask her to clean the car park way?

 

[Papi Chingon]

I'm in love

 

[ConorMcGregor NutHugger]

In a give her a toothbrush and ask her to clean the car park way?

She knows how to get the most bang for your buck.
Wait she is a chick right? Not the vid but the person i quoted? Avatar looks like I image a British chick would look like.

 

[Judobill]

I'm out.

 

[EyeAmYuki]

She sounds a lot like Trump.

Zzzzz zzzzzz

 

[Onetrickpony]

I'd like to get some of those vegetable trees she talked about.

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

that is how every woman sounds to me

Explains your struggles with the ladies.

 

[Hauler]

I'd like to get some of those vegetable trees she talked about.

Carrot Tree:

 

[Hauler]

How are the people in the background keeping a straight face?

And to answer your question - no. I couldn't put up with that shit for 6 minutes, let alone 6 months.
Fuck, I had to skip ahead in this 2 minute video.

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

Carrot Tree:

Are those carrots or sausages of some kind?

 

[Hauler]

Are those carrots or sausages of some kind?

I googled "carrot tree". So I'm going with carrots.

 

[Limpy]

Are those carrots or sausages of some kind?

I zoomed in and they don't have pointy carrot ends so I'm going with carrots shaped like sausages aka orange dicks.

 

[Deleted member 1]

She sounds a lot like Trump.

Explains my titillation