Had my first colonoscopy today. Did all the prep so was shitting my brains out since 6:00pm yesterday. Got to the hospital at 7:00am this morning only to find out there was a fuck up and anesthesia wasn’t available. My only choices were to cancel or raw dog it wide awake.
Not wanting to take another day off and also do the prep again, I opted to take it like an @KVR wedding reception groom.
Wasn’t as painful as it was just super uncomfortable. Felt like I was going to have explosive diarrhea constantly. That scope twirling in my guts was weird as hell. I was watching the whole procedure on the screen. I must say my guts were glistening and it took about 25 minutes.
Had a polyp he biopsied so hopefully it’s nothing.
Not wanting to take another day off and also do the prep again, I opted to take it like an @KVR wedding reception groom.
Wasn’t as painful as it was just super uncomfortable. Felt like I was going to have explosive diarrhea constantly. That scope twirling in my guts was weird as hell. I was watching the whole procedure on the screen. I must say my guts were glistening and it took about 25 minutes.
Had a polyp he biopsied so hopefully it’s nothing.

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