General Did a lot of butt stuff today

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Koma

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Aug 13, 2024
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Had my first colonoscopy today. Did all the prep so was shitting my brains out since 6:00pm yesterday. Got to the hospital at 7:00am this morning only to find out there was a fuck up and anesthesia wasn’t available. My only choices were to cancel or raw dog it wide awake.

Not wanting to take another day off and also do the prep again, I opted to take it like an @KVR wedding reception groom.

Wasn’t as painful as it was just super uncomfortable. Felt like I was going to have explosive diarrhea constantly. That scope twirling in my guts was weird as hell. I was watching the whole procedure on the screen. I must say my guts were glistening and it took about 25 minutes.

Had a polyp he biopsied so hopefully it’s nothing.

 
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Koma

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Aug 13, 2024
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The screen was right in front of me. First thing I saw was my asshole as they inserted the lubed up big black scope. Now considering the scrub tech was a big black guy, I had some initial concerns as to the legitimacy of this “hospital”.
 

Uncle Tom Doug

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Jun 24, 2022
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I hope the polyp is benign, Sir.

Did the big black guy hold you and caress your head after it was over?
 

NiteProwleR

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Nov 17, 2023
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I cannot imagine doing that type of procedure awake. I would probably end up getting gay catered by KVR after.
 

Wiggy

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Oct 23, 2015
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Unreal. That is absolutely something you should mention in your 1-star yelp review.

No such thing as good customer service these days.
 

CuddleBug

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Nov 18, 2023
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Doing it without anesthesia is not the difficult part, the hard part is lying face down on your boner the whole time.