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You know you wood...Drive home listening to this...
View: https://youtu.be/1Z6MJIjCJ20
@Leigh You know you wood...Drive home listening to this...
View: https://youtu.be/1Z6MJIjCJ20
Or if they hire a teenager to slash all 4 of your tires while you're at work.........
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You've done something more than just sex a woman if she does that. Or she's so crazy that she would have done it anyway.
Pro tip for hammering birds: don't lie to them or lead them on, it brings out the crazy.
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LOL. Rest assured she was so crazy she would have done it anyway.
Why? Well let's just say I DID your pro tip with her: I let her know explicitly that I wasn't interested in a serious relationship with her.
She explicitly said she's ok with me seeing other birds..... and so it was - until my phone rang while I was in the bathroom.She flipped out because it was a chick...... and hence began the stalking, tire slashing, hiring people to slash my tires, putting a curse on me (not kidding).... etc.
The detective told me to stay far away from her because she was crazy lol.... whole other part of the story.
Nah I wish.
I dumped her at a restaurant and walked out on her, so she tried calling the cops on me!
Detective saw through her bullshit and made her bring my things to the station (which she did or she would have been arrested). so I could pick them up safely. He then told me to beware those kind of women as he had seen many of her kind.
I dumped her at a restaurant and walked out on her, so she tried calling the cops on me!
Detective saw through her bullshit and made her bring my things to the station (which she did or she would have been arrested). so I could pick them up safely. He then told me to beware those kind of women as he had seen many of her kind.
Wait, why were you at a restaurant with her?
Because the bish cray!
I correctly figured she wouldn't make too much of a scene in public if I dumped her in public....
You know... she couldn't slash my throat like it was one of my tires lol at least not with 50 witnesses...
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@KWingJitsu Haven't you learned you never actually break up with a crazy chick in person?Just do it via text or block her number and let her figure it out on her own.
Oh, so you were dating her?Because the bish cray!
I correctly figured she wouldn't make too much of a scene in public if I dumped her in public....
You know... she couldn't slash my throat like it was one of my tires lol at least not with 50 witnesses...
Well I was a bit younger so the best I could do at the time was break up with her in a public place which isn't so bad cos she can't throw things, or slash throats... or dicks. (She thought Lorenna Bobbit was a hero).
Just do it via text or block her number and let her figure it out on her own.
Not really. That's a rather optimistic way of saying "I was screwing her with the understanding that she wasn't the only one I was screwing, but we occasionally went out to eat once in a while"....
So why did you need to " dump" her?
I don't mean to drag this out but it very much looks like you could have avoided this LOL.
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"Dump" "break it off" "end it"; all the same to me - just had to let her know 'it' was over because if I didn't, she wouldn't stop. Like the T-X in Rise Of The Machines.
This thread is amusing.
We know you've got some crazy bitch stories. Let's hear 'em!
That would definitely turn my dick rock hard, then I'd hide bc she is obviously nucking futs
That may be the hottest tattoo I've ever seen!