Dumbest dirty talk you've heard

[kneeblock]

Thread title says it all. What's rhe dumbest dirty talk someone's ever said to you or you to them? Something that just immediately either made you laugh or think "wtf?"

I think the worst for me was "oh god, get mad and get me pregnant!" I was like huh? Got insta-soft and just walked away.

 

[D241]

if a girl said that I would probably have no choice but to put it in her ass.

If I was already fucking her in the ass and she said that, I don't know WHAT the fuck I'd do.

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

"Take this dick you dirty whore! You filthy little bitch." I had to halt the proceedings and clarify that he did indeed just call me a whore and a bitch. I didn't get too rowdy cuz I was about to come so I let him carry on and then talked shit about his mama afterwards.

 

[Darqnezz]

Baby talk. "You wike dis wittle pussy don't you Daddy?" I got up & rolled out.

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Baby talk. "You wike dis wittle pussy don't you Daddy?" I got up & rolled out.

lmfaooooooo at least it wasn't wittle dicky

 

[Sleazy_Martinez]

I don't have any of my own but my friend had a girl say "Put your meat in me."

He obliged.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Yea, I don't think I could do the whole "daddy" talk thing

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

Yea, I don't think I could do the whole "daddy" talk thing

i heard it one time, and it was over. now i give a warning. lol

 

[Darqnezz]

Big Daddy, Big Poppa, Big Pun, Big Pussy, its all good as long as Big is the lead word .

 

[kneeblock]

Yea, I don't think I could do the whole "daddy" talk thing

I feel the same way. Papi okay but daddy kind of makes me sick.

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

I'm not sure how "big pussy" could be a good thing???


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[Ministry of Silly Walks]

i like to say "hey girl, let me get that meat wallet". lol

 

[Robbie Hart]

I don't have any of my own but my friend had a girl say "Put your meat in me."

He obliged.

Where does this girl live?

 

[Sleazy_Martinez]

Where does this girl live?

Glasgow I think, it's been a while. She may or may not be running a butchers now.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Glasgow I think, it's been a while. She may or may not be running a butchers now.

Fuc-ing running a butcher's shop, hahahaha, laugh mother fuc-ing out loud........oh, and lol further, thought you were going to say somewhere in the States and I'm flying to Glasgow in a week on business......

 

[Pitbull9]

I know this is the wrong place for this but I haven't gotten to much dumb talk but one time this girl said to me

Oh yeah you really know how to work your shit

I was like hell yeah lol

 

[La Paix]

After about 6 months of dating she says mid sex

"Fuck me like ya just met me!"

We had a laugh in the morning.

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

i had a girl smack my ass once, so i had to stop and say, "did you just spank me?"

 

[Robbie Hart]

i had a girl smack my ass once, so i had to stop and say, "did you just spank me?"

Hahahaha, I had me ex grab my throat and I was like what the fuc- , but understand she was fun but unfortunately only realize this years later

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

Hahahaha, I had me ex grab my throat and I was like what the fuc- , but understand she was fun but unfortunately only realize this years later

that's the way it always happens. lol.... i've been stuck with boring lays more than once, and had quick flings with the fun girls.

 

[Robbie Hart]

that's the way it always happens. lol.... i've been stuck with boring lays more than once, and had quick flings with the fun girls.

Boring or fun, it don't mean no nevermind anyway