Listen Friends at work fighting

[gangsterkathryn]

Two of my friends at work are gonna engage in an epic (ha!) mma fight this evening and I bet one of them that he was gonna lose, so I want your opinions.

Chucky:
23. Supposedly done mma and goes to the gym sometimes.

Spoiler: Chucky

O:
40-something. Goes to the gym daily. Could give @Sex Chicken a run for his money on girth.

Spoiler: O

Who wins?

 

[Filthy]

is hair pulling allowed?

is that a weave on O?

 

[member 1013]

Thor

 

[tang]

the chucky guy looks like he's gonna gass

 

[gangsterkathryn]

is hair pulling allowed?

is that a weave on O?

No! His hair is 100% his and I’m 100% jealous.

It’s an mma fight. I don’t think hair pulling is allowed.

 

[Juanandonly]

I once worked at an Orchard supply hardware. Not relevant to the post just saying

 

[Limpy]

O via whatever he wants. Chunky is a fat fuck. The only gyms he sees are the ones he drives past on his way to Dunkin Donuts.

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

Chucky has never seen a gym, let alone trained in one.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

I once worked at an Orchard supply hardware. Not relevant to the post just saying

Semi-relevant.

I don’t know how I even got a job at a hardware store considering I knew nothing about hardware.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

I told Chucky that O was gonna get him.

He’s not the first person to challenge O to something. A chubbier guy challenged O to a foot race that never occurred. But I guarantee O would have won that, as well.

 

[Filthy]

No! His hair is 100% his and I’m 100% jealous.

It’s an mma fight. I don’t think hair pulling is allowed.

tough call, with hair pulling and real hair, I'd pick pudgy by cross-dread choke.

O wins by superior cardio and street smarts. His shirt gets ripped off, and his glistening, chiseled figure sends you in to waves of orgasm.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

tough call, with hair pulling and real hair, I'd pick pudgy by cross-dread choke.

O wins by superior cardio and street smarts. His shirt gets ripped off, and his glistening, chiseled figure sends you in to waves of orgasm.

Yeah, every other guy at work has forbade him from being shirtless. He supposedly carries baby oil around for special occasions.

 

[member 1013]

Don’t wtf me @gangsterkathryn

You know I’m right

 

[Ted Williams' head]

I've been watching combat sports since about 2001 and a good rule of thumb is: when in doubt, bet on the black guy.

 

[Limpy]

Why is his name O?

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Why is his name O?

That’s his nickname. His government name is much longer.

 

[Chief]

RIP Chucky.

 

[Limpy]

That’s his nickname. His government name is much longer.

O

 

[Limpy]

Tell Chunky to pull guard.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

The Fight supposedly happens in t-minus three hours.

 

[Limpy]

The Fight supposedly happens in t-minus three hours.

Record it and post it here. Chunky is PW and O is Navy Twink.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Record it and post it here. Chunky is PW and O is Navy Twink.

Who is navy twink?

 

[Filthy]

That’s his nickname. His government name is much longer.

Orgasminducingabs?

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Orgasminducingabs?

Yes. Damnit. I didn’t mean to dox him.

 

[Limpy]

Who is navy twink?

Roidie