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Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Now I get to tell my manager to fuck a horse tomorrow. And now I will only commute 15 minutes, instead of 90, not to mention saving 150 bucks on monthly train passes. Tomorrow is going to be sweet.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
62,552
57,586
Now I get to tell my manager to fuck a horse tomorrow. And now I will only commute 15 minutes, instead of 90, not to mention saving 150 bucks on monthly train passes. Tomorrow is going to be sweet.
If you've decided to burn the bridge there are better ways to quit than just tell your boss to fuck a horse.
 

Wild

Zi Nazi
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
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If you've decided to burn the bridge there are better ways to quit than just tell your boss to fuck a horse.
Agree with this but I imagine Mix is exaggerating a bit. Never burn a bridge...never know when you may need to walk across it again.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
62,552
57,586
By sincerely suggesting to his boss that he should consider fucking horses?
You know when you're at work, and your boss tells you to do something and it's completely fucking retarded? Sometimes you'll even ask if they're sure because it seems so retarded. Ultimately, you need to think about your long term working conditions and comply. Not only does he not need to comply, in some jurisdictions they can't even fire him for doing so unless his pink slip is accompanied by a pile of money.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
43,302
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Tell him you hope he gets fukd harder than red rum and they sell his glue in the discount baskets at the 99c store
 

Lukewarm Carl

TMMAC Addict
Aug 7, 2015
30,997
51,662
You know when you're at work, and your boss tells you to do something and it's completely fucking retarded? Sometimes you'll even ask if they're sure because it seems so retarded. Ultimately, you need to think about your long term working conditions and comply. Not only does he not need to comply, in some jurisdictions they can't even fire him for doing so unless his pink slip is accompanied by a pile of money.
I'm standing by what I said. I think that seriously trying to convince your boss to take up a hobby of fucking horses is possibly the most unique way that you can go about getting fired. Not the flashiest... But very memorable.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
12,918
13,410
If you've decided to burn the bridge there are better ways to quit than just tell your boss to fuck a horse.
You're correct. I'll specifically state the horse he fuck be a Palomino.

What were you doing and what are you now doing?
Waiting tables. Now committing acts that some may call treasonous, and I will have already been disavowed by the government. Really lights a fire under your ass to get the job done or at least escape when you know that no one has your back.

Anyone know any good coffee houses in Fallujah? I'll be landing shortly and would kill for a good chai, or opium den.
 

KWingJitsu

ยาเม็ดสีแดงหรือสีฟ้ายา?
Nov 15, 2015
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12,694
You're correct. I'll specifically state the horse he fuck be a Palomino.



Waiting tables. Now committing acts that some may call treasonous, and I will have already been disavowed by the government. Really lights a fire under your ass to get the job done or at least escape when you know that no one has your back.

Anyone know any good coffee houses in Fallujah? I'll be landing shortly and would kill for a good chai, or opium den.
You quit being a waiter to ............. work 15 minutes from your house........ in Falllujah?


Um.. Are you high right now, or is English your third language?
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
12,918
13,410
It won't always be Fallujah. 15 minutes is just to the nexus point for transport.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
12,918
13,410
If you've decided to burn the bridge there are better ways to quit than just tell your boss to fuck a horse.
I know this. I worked a couple of weeks for this Greek fuckwad named Dmitri. I asked if he knew that the Greeks invented sex, then after he smiled and laughed, I asked him if he knew it was up to the Italians (edit: like myself) to invent sex with women. Then I walked out.
 

Lord Vutulaki

Banned
Jan 16, 2015
16,651
5,940
Now I get to tell my manager to fuck a horse tomorrow. And now I will only commute 15 minutes, instead of 90, not to mention saving 150 bucks on monthly train passes. Tomorrow is going to be sweet.

Dont burn your bridges mate, in a year or so your current boss might remember you as a decent human being which may render him useful to you.