When I checked out at the local grocery store, it asked if I wanted cash back. I paid with a debit card. I then asked the cashier if they just gave me free money or if it came out of my account. Their expression was priceless. My lmao for the night.
would read again.
If its $10.22 you should just give them $20.02 and watch the hilarity
I can relate. The other day someone at work was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and I bumped into her and she got some jelly on her finger. It was so funny!
You truly are a modern day Mark Twain.When I checked out at the local grocery store, it asked if I wanted cash back. I paid with a debit card. I then asked the cashier if they just gave me free money or if it came out of my account. Their expression was priceless. My lmao for the night.
WHO ARE U
Except I am not racist.You truly are a modern day Mark Twain.
You southerners don't have what it takes.
Just yesterday my mom was in my car and told me to drive the speed limit. When she wasn't paying attention I sped up gradually from 35mph to 40mph. Lol!
Fucking genius joke........are you 120 years old or related to bill burr?When I checked out at the local grocery store, it asked if I wanted cash back. I paid with a debit card. I then asked the cashier if they just gave me free money or if it came out of my account. Their expression was priceless. My lmao for the night.
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I'm an eggplant not a ginger, and I was old when the earth was young.
You use eggplants.
See what I’m talking about?
Throbs big book of jokes.
Southerners? I'm from Chicago, the land of the ice and snow with the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow.
Where the urban youth got you shivering.
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I'm 3-0 vs attempted muggings fyi.
Good on you. Really, disadvantaged people have tried a few times.
Rest assured I dont take pride in koing a malnourished crackhead, but when you try to rip my backpack off of my shoulder, then tell me you're going to kill me then start swiging, well, I can only let so much slide.
It was just outside of the train station. I know it was on video. Wish I had gotten a copy. The left hook I dropped him with would have made Roy Jones proud.
