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Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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Don’t buy a Subaru Forester with All Wheel drive.

You might be thinking...
‘You know what?... I REALLY like pussy, maybe I should buy a Subaru Forester.’
DO NOT buy a Subaru Forester unless you LOVE pussy.
Taking care of all this top shelf pussy has become a full time job.
I’M NOT JOKING.


I had to turn the garden hose on a few ladies to get them away from the Subaru long enough to take this picture.
 
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Thread title should be changed to "If you don't LOVE looking like a Pussy..."
 

Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
Feb 13, 2015
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Thread title should read “I don’t like pussy or women and I love dick”
 

Grateful Dude

TMMAC Addict
May 30, 2016
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Did your Forester come with a complimentary Melissa Etheridge CD?



Just kidding, I know it did. Play it proud, bro.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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Ahhh the Subaru fag wagon.


You should email some pictures of it to the westboro Baptist Church.

I bet they would picket you