General In the Navy, Where You Can Eat as Much as You Please

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CuddleBug

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Nov 18, 2023
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Sir, she can't pass any physical requirements, but we can't get rid of her because we've already spent too much money on her.

In officer training?

No sir, in the mess hall.
 

Jesus X

4 drink minimum.
Sep 7, 2015
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Depends what you're considering "PEDs".

Dunno if it's still a thing or not, but for at least a while, there was pretty widespread prescription & use of amphetamines by military pilots.

And those would for sure "enhance" their "performance".
EPO would work for cardio but they might also get heart attacks and blood clots.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
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Jan 16, 2015
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I used to say you never see a lady garbage collector, but just before I left Florida, Orange County hired a lady garbage collector. Perfect timing now that they don't have to physically lift anyting. I guess it still counts though.
 

otaku1

TMMAC Addict
Jul 16, 2015
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I wouldn't mind landing my seamen on this BBW poop deck.
I was about to say.
Maybe shes the 'loneliness counsellor', you know, she will 'help' fight depression and loneliness on board during a long deployment by providing company. 1 on 1, 2 on 1, 3 on 1, hell, even 4, 5 ,6 ,7 on 1!
Multi tasking will be her strength.
 

luchalibre

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Aug 13, 2024
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women shouldnt be allowed in the armed forces, period
One of the two best pilots I ever worked with was a women. She did a weasel mission, amazing leader and awesome human being. She is a 2 star now, likely getting a 3rd soon. She would organize cleaning parties and be the one scrubbing toilets and doing the grunt shit jobs. She also worked harder and longer than everyone else. Drank like a fish. Swore like one of the guys. And is one of the best people I know, I haven't worked with her in close to decade and we still talk often.

I've worked with many high ranking people to include the current CJCS and only 1 other General was close to her and it was a mutual mentor.

Some women are badass, but it's like 1 in 50 in the military. To be fair 8 in 10 men in the military are fucking worthless too
 

Ramon Maroni

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Aug 13, 2024
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One of the two best pilots I ever worked with was a women. She did a weasel mission, amazing leader and awesome human being. She is a 2 star now, likely getting a 3rd soon. She would organize cleaning parties and be the one scrubbing toilets and doing the grunt shit jobs. She also worked harder and longer than everyone else. Drank like a fish. Swore like one of the guys. And is one of the best people I know, I haven't worked with her in close to decade and we still talk often.

I've worked with many high ranking people to include the current CJCS and only 1 other General was close to her and it was a mutual mentor.

Some women are badass, but it's like 1 in 50 in the military. To be fair 8 in 10 men in the military are fucking worthless too
well 2/10 is far better then 1/50
 

Uncle Tom Doug

Official TMMAC Racist
Jun 24, 2022
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One of the two best pilots I ever worked with was a women. She did a weasel mission, amazing leader and awesome human being. She is a 2 star now, likely getting a 3rd soon. She would organize cleaning parties and be the one scrubbing toilets and doing the grunt shit jobs. She also worked harder and longer than everyone else. Drank like a fish. Swore like one of the guys. And is one of the best people I know, I haven't worked with her in close to decade and we still talk often.

I've worked with many high ranking people to include the current CJCS and only 1 other General was close to her and it was a mutual mentor.

Some women are badass, but it's like 1 in 50 in the military. To be fair 8 in 10 men in the military are fucking worthless too
There's nothing hotter than a woman scrubbing a toilet.