General It’s not just pee

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segfault

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I don't care what the "experts" say, if a woman pisses in my bed, I'm hitting her with a rolled up newspaper and shoving her nose in it.
 

CuddleBug

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The only time I had a squirter it went right into my mouth and I don't know what I was thinking, but I didn't expect it and I swallowed it... after that first gush I didn't swallow anymore. I ended up getting a sore throat and white sores in my mouth and on my tonsils. It was most likely thrush, but I just brushed my tonsils and gargled a lot and it eventually went away.
 

Lennybishop

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Nov 17, 2023
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The only time I had a squirter it went right into my mouth and I don't know what I was thinking, but I didn't expect it and I swallowed it... after that first gush I didn't swallow anymore. I ended up getting a sore throat and white sores in my mouth and on my tonsils. It was most likely thrush, but I just brushed my tonsils and gargled a lot and it eventually went away.
 

sparkuri

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The only time I had a squirter it went right into my mouth and I don't know what I was thinking, but I didn't expect it and I swallowed it... after that first gush I didn't swallow anymore. I ended up getting a sore throat and white sores in my mouth and on my tonsils. It was most likely thrush, but I just brushed my tonsils and gargled a lot and it eventually went away.
Yeah it was thrush.

Who doesn't love a crazy gusher?
In my experience these are the craziest of the crazies.
 

NiteProwleR

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The only time I had a squirter it went right into my mouth and I don't know what I was thinking, but I didn't expect it and I swallowed it... after that first gush I didn't swallow anymore. I ended up getting a sore throat and white sores in my mouth and on my tonsils. It was most likely thrush, but I just brushed my tonsils and gargled a lot and it eventually went away.
You climbed Mount Gushmore and all you got was HPV. Count your scars.
 

MountainMedic

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Sep 28, 2017
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My college gf was a squirter. It was the early 90s and I had never even heard of this insanity. I straight asked her if she just pissed on me. "Is that your thing, cause I'm not into that kind of thing"

I went through more sheets that year than I have in my life.
 

sparkuri

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My college gf was a squirter. It was the early 90s and I had never even heard of this insanity. I straight asked her if she just pissed on me. "Is that your thing, cause I'm not into that kind of thing"

I went through more sheets that year than I have in my life.
I had one that went on all night.
The only parts of the bed that were dry were the four corners, less than one square foot of a queen size bed.
 

MountainMedic

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I had one that went on all night.
The only parts of the bed that were dry were the four corners, less than one square foot of a queen size bed.
I was in college, it was every night, lol.

Even though I always say its pee it clearly isn't because I've been around bedwetters and that shit stinks, a pissed on mattress can never become unpissy.
 

Jesus X

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Someone financed a ragtag team of degenerate scientists to figure this out with empirical evidence.
 

sparkuri

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I was in college, it was every night, lol.

Even though I always say its pee it clearly isn't because I've been around bedwetters and that shit stinks, a pissed on mattress can never become unpissy.
It's been my understanding that it's pee that hasn't been "processed" for lack of a better explanation.
IE Stored fluid in the bladder but not having processed undesirables yet.
Obviously there's no pee smell for that reason.
That's as close as I care to understanding it anymore, I won't be going down on anything not stellar.
At this age, slim to none.
 

MountainMedic

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It's been my understanding that it's pee that hasn't been "processed" for lack of a better explanation.
IE Stored fluid in the bladder but not having processed undesirables yet.
Obviously there's no pee smell for that reason.
That's as close as I care to understanding it anymore, I won't be going down on anything not stellar.
At this age, slim to none.
I don't know how I'd react if some broad in her 50s just blasted me..
"Cmon, aren't we all adults here?"
 

Jesus X

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The only time I had a squirter it went right into my mouth and I don't know what I was thinking, but I didn't expect it and I swallowed it... after that first gush I didn't swallow anymore. I ended up getting a sore throat and white sores in my mouth and on my tonsils. It was most likely thrush, but I just brushed my tonsils and gargled a lot and it eventually went away.
 

quality

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Aug 13, 2024
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I also never thought about marrying that til now. I'm pretty sure I'd be pretty fucking over it at some point. It was a constant swamp.
Agreed. It's hot at the time but what a mess and constant sheet changes. You'd have to have beds on rotation, one airs out, sleep on another. I'm sure it accumulates after a while you probably have to buy a new bed every month or two.