General Lets re-write movies

[SongExotic2]

To fix them from being shit.

Ill start.

The return of the king. Get rid of all that ghost nonsense and just have man and elf prevail. None of that elf moving to Australia shit either. Pointy eared cunts need to man up.

Make that forest witch help out too.


No fucking old pirate ghosts tho. That shit ruined the trilogy.


And give the hobbits some hobbit puss. Fuckers need to grow up

 

[SongExotic2]

Robocop 2


Cain (I think that's his name) the druggy robot who is hooked on nuke (red drug )

I would change it so that Robocop and Cain both get hooked on the drug and just kill everyone. No need for Robocop 3

 

[SongExotic2]

Forrest Gump.

Jenny

Instead of dying from numerous STDS they should have had LT Dan murder her in her sleep to protect his buddy Forrest from her evil whore magic.

 

[Priziesthorse]

War of the Worlds

Tom Cruise's cunt son should have died.

 

[sparkuri]

The Village


Shoulda made the monsters retired basketball players experimented on by the CIA.

 

[1372]

Twin Cheeks

Joey Silvera should have nutted on her face and not her back.

 

[SongExotic2]

Back to lord of the rings,


That cunt sauron never even shows up. He ahpuld have killed at least half of the main characters.

And bring back boromir. I liked him

 

[Hauler]

Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid

Cut out that stupid "Raindrops Are Falling On My Head" scene when Paul Newman is riding around on the bicycle.

 

[Shinkicker]

Most horror films,

Gtfo the first time you hear a strange noise, see a ghost, or find a dead body.