Lol @ the USADA perverts

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Papi Chingon

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Fast forward to about 1:40 and look for the white guy with the yellow bag. He starts pointing at rooms and closets. "Hey, I wanna see your dick in here!" Mayweather, "no." How about this closet for meat gazing?" Mayweather, "nope." Lol. USADA had an hour and a half after the fight to do their test, and then they try to do it while Mayweather is walking and doing an interview, in some dirty janitor closets? lol, mayweather is like fuck off, I'll do it when I have to piss
 

benjo0101

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I feel the USADA guy was trying to get it done as soon as possible just to get it out the way. Why not? Not loling at him.

Watching the rest of the video makes me dislike Floyd more, the guy taking the video essentially deepthroating him all video. Gawdddd
 

Robbie Hart

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Feb 13, 2015
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They are perverts.......these are the facts of the case and they can't be disputed
 

Papi Chingon

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I feel the USADA guy was trying to get it done as soon as possible just to get it out the way. Why not? Not loling at him.

Watching the rest of the video makes me dislike Floyd more, the guy taking the video essentially deepthroating him all video. Gawdddd
USADA had an hour and a half prior to this to meat gaze. Do it at that moment? Fuck him, make him wait.
 

Papi Chingon

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In this instance, and many more we never get to see, fighters should wear diapers. Then after 12 hours of oartying, right before going to bed at 9am, they should hand over the diapers and tell usada to ring them out with their bare hands, lol.
 

benjo0101

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In this instance, and many more we never get to see, fighters should wear diapers. Then after 12 hours of oartying, right before going to bed at 9am, they should hand over the diapers and tell usada to ring them out with their bare hands, lol.
Did a USADA guy rape you in the locker room? You have an extreme amount of dislike for something you'll likely never get involved with
 

Papi Chingon

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Did a USADA guy rape you in the locker room? You have an extreme amount of dislike for something you'll likely never get involved with
Get involved with? You would be correct. I am almost 41, and the last thing I am planning on doing is chasing around men to present me with their dicks, so I can look at them while they piss. It probably pays better than my current job, but I can't say this is on my list of things I want to do.
 

nuraknu

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Get involved with? You would be correct. I am almost 41, and the last thing I am planning on doing is chasing around men to present me with their dicks, so I can look at them while they piss. It probably pays better than my current job, but I can't say this is on my list of things I want to do.
There is a USADA job opening right near Jackson Wink. Jake tweeted about it.
 

benjo0101

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Get involved with? You would be correct. I am almost 41, and the last thing I am planning on doing is chasing around men to present me with their dicks, so I can look at them while they piss. It probably pays better than my current job, but I can't say this is on my list of things I want to do.
See what you dont know is that the day you hit 41 dicks are gonna look soooo tasty. It'll be the ONLY job you want
 

Mix6APlix

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Psychologically scarred from being flanked by a true American hero, and real warrior named Tim Kennedy imo.
 
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I always thought professional meat gazing would be a great job for Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken

Or lyoto machida when he retires im pretty sure he could taste test the samples and save money
 

Sex Chicken

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Sep 8, 2015
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I always thought professional meat gazing would be a great job for Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken

Or lyoto machida when he retires im pretty sure he could taste test the samples and save money
USADA should hire me. If Mayweather brushed me off like that, I would have knocked him out with a stiff left jab, and squeezed the piss out of his balls right there in the hallway in front of everyone.
 
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The Big Guy

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USADA should hire me. If Mayweather brushed me off like that, I would have knocked him out with a stiff left jab, and squeezed the piss out of his balls right there in the hallway in front of everyone.
I thought you would find a way to siphon it like just sucking it thru a hose and spitting it into a cup
 

jason73

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USADA should hire me. If Mayweather brushed me off like that, I would have knocked him out with a stiff left jab, and squeezed the piss out of his balls right there in the hallway in front of everyone.
Normal people dont piss from their balls
 

Ghost Bro

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Nov 13, 2015
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I think USADA needs to subcontract some of the work to the Girl collection, fighters would go in that closet, knawhmsayan?
 

Tiiimmmaaayyy

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So do they also have to watch the women pee? If so Severianb @Severianb would likely kill a room full of people to get a job testing fighters at jack wink.
Not for sport, but I have collected a lot of piss. We always had the same gender collecting samples. There was no room for discussion, they would never let me go in the bathroom with the chicks. Maybe they were afraid I would let them use my clean piss for a quick bj. They would've been right to assume that. Instead, I had to be the dude staring at other dudes dicks day after day.