Personal Mourning Wood

[sparkuri]

Why not "Morning"?

Because it wakes me up at the 4 hour mark every gd day of my life.
EVERY.*****.DAY
FOR EVER

And it's KILLING me.
I need sleep.
Google says nothing & I don't wanna jerk off just to be able to sleep.

Help me

 

[ThatOneDude]

Gotta fall asleep in a good p word

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Why not "Morning"?

Because it wakes me up at the 4 hour mark every gd day of my life.
EVERY.*****.DAY
FOR EVER

And it's KILLING me.
I need sleep.
Google says nothing & I don't wanna jerk off just to be able to sleep.

Help me

Do you make sure you empty your bladder fully last thing before bed? That might help. Also, try not to drink too much in the last hour or so before that last piss.

Edit: By drink, I mean any fluids, not talking about alcohol. just to be clear.

 

[RaginCajun]

Why not "Morning"?

Because it wakes me up at the 4 hour mark every gd day of my life.
EVERY.*****.DAY
FOR EVER

And it's KILLING me.
I need sleep.
Google says nothing & I don't wanna jerk off just to be able to sleep.

Help me

Try not having gay porn playing in the background while you're sleeping.

 

[steroid to heaven]

beat off b4 bed

 

[RaginCajun]

beat off b4 bed

I've tried that before and ended up upon a Gianna Michaels video I have never seen before and ended up "researching" half the night away.

 

[steroid to heaven]

dont research, just blow 1 out and sleep

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

Lots of weed and melatonin

 

[sparkuri]

Try not having gay porn playing in the background while you're sleeping.

Ok

 

[jason73]

a 10 ml edible should KO you for the evening

 

[Filthy]

if you wake up ready to piss, it's probably that you're drinking too much in the 3 hrs before bed...especially anything that's not water.

but like @jason73 and @Tiiimmmaaayyy said, a little THC and melatonin with an empty bladder.

 

[sparkuri]

Do you make sure you empty your bladder fully last thing before bed? That might help. Also, try not to drink too much in the last hour or so before that last piss.

Edit: By drink, I mean any fluids, not talking about alcohol. just to be clear.

Yes, 101.

Even with no fluid, I get up and cut my sweats off and stabilize it while walking to the bathroom, careful to dip to avoid whacking it on the doorframe.
Then I turn on the cold water and wait for it to drag off the wall and return to a physically manageable size, then let it lay in toilet water looking for a trickle.
Nada.

As usual I reel it back in, tape it to my leg and put on new sweats.
Amazon delivers sweats and tape on a monthly cycle, so I've had to cut costs by eating once a day, and luxuries like fresh American flags have taken a back seat.

 

[RaginCajun]

Yes, 101.

Even with no fluid, I get up and cut my sweats off and stabilize it while walking to the bathroom, careful to dip to avoid whacking it on the doorframe.
Then I turn on the cold water and wait for it to drag off the wall and return to a physically manageable size, then let it lay in toilet water looking for a trickle.
Nada.

As usual I reel it back in, tape it to my leg and put on new sweats.
Amazon delivers sweats and tape on a monthly cycle, so I've had to cut costs by eating once a day, and luxuries like fresh American flags have taken a back seat.

Just put your lightsaber away before going to the bathroom so you don't have to worry about all that shit...

 

[Jesus X]

a 10 ml edible should KO you for the evening

hopefully the weed gets rid of his tumescence too or else he will knockout with a protuberance

 

[SongExotic2]

Chop your dick off

 

[Jdog93]

Chop your dick off

 

[sparkuri]

Chop your dick off

I just said I had to cut costs.
Where'm I gonna get the money for a diamond blade saw?