Nes Zelda's It's a Secret to Everybody = What happens in the Moblin Cave...

[so long]

I realized that yesterday - Link has to suck that guy's dick or other activities and for that he gets the money.
That's why he says It's a Secret to Everybody aka It will be our secret aka What happens in the Moblin Cave, stays in the Moblin Cave (with the Moblin Cave being a codeword for Link's asshole).

Makes sense, no?

 

[Qat]

This is what happens when you get addicted to weed.

Stay sober children!

 

[RaginCajun]

In that cave...