When you have my physique, I'm the one who gets paid for sex.Have you ever paid for sex?
I'm not into weird, kinky porn. I am, however a big fan of amateur girls getting railed at public parties.What was the weirdest or freakiest porn you have ever watched?
Found a new microbrewery a couple miles from my house so I am drinking some of their IPA's and I tried one of their chocolate stouts. Earlier I had hibachi and a vile of hot saki.What are you drinking?
I tried sucking my own dick when I was younger.What's the closest a dick has come to any of your orfices
I'm there my friend. BJJ is going to be rough tomorrow morning.Are you drunk yet?
Around 3-4 minutes. It was in the passenger seat of my 92 Grand Am so it wasn't the most ideal setting.How long did you last when you lost your virginity?
Lol...I've cut myself off so no worries, my friend.Please don't pull an Eaton Beever tonight...
Probably you. Because you would at least make me laugh while it was happening.If you were forced to eat one of our community member's assholes, who would you choose? (men only)
One time there was this girl I met through some mutual friends. We made out all night and eventually we went back to my friends house to hook up. When I took her pants off it smelled like a dumpster in her panties. It was so bad I couldn't get it up and ended up spending the night there and had to dive her home the next day. I assumed she told our friends that I couldn't get it up but I was a gentleman and made no mention of the fact that her vagina smelled like a sewage plant.What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?
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