Personal Proof Sex Chicken Tried to Kill Me!!!

[member 3289]

Fortunately for the rest of you, he got the wrong house

Canadian raft crashes through Miami roof

@Sex Chicken nice try, bud. Close but no cigar

 

[SongExotic2]

Could it be considered a hate crime given your sexual tastes?

 

[ConorMcGregor NutHugger]

Read as far as a miami women. Did they mistake you for a lady?

 

[member 3289]

Could it be considered a hate crime given your sexual tastes?

I'm a married, heterosexual man who has somewhat gay fantasies about no more than 3 other men.

If that doesn't sound normal to you then idk what would.

 

[SongExotic2]

I'm a married, heterosexual man who has somewhat gay fantasies about no more than 3 other men.

If that doesn't sound normal to you then idk what would.

It was a yes or no question gay boy

 

[member 3289]

Read as far as a miami women. Did they mistake you for a lady?

Nah it's just like the typical Canadian in Florida, he had no idea where the fuck he was going.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Why would Putin want to nuke Florida?

 

[Sex Chicken]

I know it was the right house. I just didn't use a heavy enough raft to penetrate all the way into your basement apartment.

Plan B is I kick down the front door and come running downstairs, wearing a pair of 4 oz gloves. Just going nuts, throwing superman punches and roundhouse kicks until everything is destroyed and dead.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Is this the homo thread?

 

[silentsinger]

I'm a married, heterosexual man who has somewhat gay fantasies about no more than 3 other men.

If that doesn't sound normal to you then idk what would.

Okay, I know of two. Who's the other one?

 

[silentsinger]

Oh, Nadal.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Oh, Nadal.

Please name all three as most of us don’t know and frankly don’t give a fuck about him but it makes for good fun

 

[silentsinger]

Please name all three as most of us don’t know and frankly don’t give a fuck about him but it makes for good fun

He has a fixation on men's balls, one because he has curly shiny long black hair, and one because he's a short arse leprefuckingchauan and he has a Napoleon complex.

 

[Robbie Hart]

He has a fixation on men's balls, one because he has curly shiny long black hair, and one because he's a short arse leprefuckingchauan and he has a Napoleon complex.

Ok Galt

 

[silentsinger]

Ok Galt

Hang about, are you calling ME Galt? We’ve had words about this.

 

[Rambo John J]

Fortunately for the rest of you, he got the wrong house

Canadian raft crashes through Miami roof

@Sex Chicken nice try, bud. Close but no cigar

NO offense but your neighbors roof is shitty

 

[member 3289]

NO offense but your neighbors roof is shitty

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