Sports Raygun now ranked as world #1 female breakdancer

[NotBanjaxo]

Nope, not kidding. The World DanceSport Federation rankings have her in the top spot.

Raygun: Australian breakdancer Rachael Gunn tops world rankings

The sport's governing body has issued a statement explaining why she is ranked the number one female breakdancer in the world.

news.sky.com

 

[fob]

A case of The Emperor's New Clothes

 

[Lennybishop]

I mean. They are just stating the obvious.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

 

[NotBanjaxo]

 

[fob]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXbBFD8r6-o


Nowadays, every move is a power move. How does the first guy land on his head without lasting damage. He's got his hands or arms to absorb the shock some, but....FUCK....

 

[NiteProwleR]

Hop potato hop potato!

 

[kvr28]

this is satire right

 

[Wild]

This has got to be the greatest troll job ever played on the world. It has to be.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Oh no!

The world's top ranked female breakdancer is retiring!

MSN

Well, they say it's best to retire at the top.

 

[kvr28]

Oh no!

The world's top ranked female breakdancer is retiring!

MSN

Well, they say it's best to retire at the top.

I'm going to pour out a 40 for my homie and do the worm.

 

[Lennybishop]

She is pulling a Barry Sanders. Going out at the top of her game.

 

[kvr28]

She is pulling a Barry Sanders. Going out at the top of her game.

lol

 

[CuddleBug]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXbBFD8r6-o


Nowadays, every move is a power move. How does the first guy land on his head without lasting damage. He's got his hands or arms to absorb the shock some, but....FUCK....

Back in my day when kids danced like that we had to make sure they didn't swallow their tongue.

 

[Lamont Cranston]

Maybe she sucks a mean c@wk?

 

[NiteProwleR]

Did she at least win the gold medal in this retarded "sport"?

 

[kvr28]

Did she at least win the gold medal in this retarded "sport"?

Sad part is the break dancers they sent for the special olympics were actually really good

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Did she at least win the gold medal in this retarded "sport"?

Her performance at the Olympics was so atrocious that she literally scored 0.

In fact the fallout from her utterly shitty "breakdancing" was so bad that the sport it has been dropped for the Los Angeles games in 2028, which was almost unthinkable prior to the event.

 

[Lennybishop]

Viral break dancer Raygun blasts retirement rumors as fake news: ‘Never going to stop’

Australian Olympic break dancer Rachael ‘Raygun’ Gunn has dropped another bombshell on breakfast TV this morning – she’s not retiring and is “never going to stop”.

nypost.com

Crisis averted. Our period of mourning can end.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Viral break dancer Raygun blasts retirement rumors as fake news: ‘Never going to stop’

Australian Olympic break dancer Rachael ‘Raygun’ Gunn has dropped another bombshell on breakfast TV this morning – she’s not retiring and is “never going to stop”.

nypost.com

Crisis averted. Our period of mourning can end.

Ah fuck lol. Thought we were rid of her!

 

[NiteProwleR]

She's kinda cute for a lesbiand seagull from down undah.

 

[YourDaddyDevilAndLord]

She should release videos of herself breakdancing nude.

 

[NiteProwleR]

Raygunt would be an excellent porn name.

 

[fob]

That’s Rachel ray’s porn name.

 

[Lennybishop]

That’s Rachel ray’s porn name.