Shakira Pooping Ornament?!

[gangsterkathryn]

Would you guys pick this up?

Spoiler: NSFW: Shakira booty, pooping?!

It’s Not Christmas Until You Have a Pooping Shakira Ornament

• Carl Williott

This is a post about Shakira and poop. And Christmas. For just €16, you can order an ornament showing the Colombian star with her bare butt squatting over a pile of shit.

To even come close to understanding this, you need to know that Shakira lives in Barcelona. Barcelona is in Catalonia, and Catalan Christmas skews scatological. They have the Tió de Nadal, or the mythical pooping log that evacuates candy for children, and you have caganers (“poopers”), kitschy ornaments depicting various celebs and newsmakers doing their business. According to Billboard, the fecal focus “originally symbolized fertilizing the Earth and bringing good luck for the coming year.”

 

[Disciplined Galt]

No, he threw out.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

I heard its the #1selling ornament in Germany.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Tardy mctardface

 

[Super Dave]

That's too funny!
And the fact that caganers appear in nativity scenes is priceless!
"Officer I was pooping behind baby Jesus for a reason!"

 

[Wintermute]

She could shit on my stomach for all I care.

 

[Rambo John J]

hips dont lie

 

[Wintermute]

hips dont lie

Neither do shits.

 

[KWingJitsu]

Disappointing. She should sue.

Let me class up this thread proper:

 

[Wintermute]

 

[gangsterkathryn]

What.


Damn.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Disappointing. She should sue.

Let me class up this thread proper:

This is like a big honor, apparently. She's down.

 

[Wintermute]

 

[Wintermute]

 

[SongExotic2]

 

[gangsterkathryn]

 

[nuraknu]

It's like Mr. Hanky is based on real life.

The Hankey Family Christmas Poo Ornament Collection - South Park -Comedy - Polymer Clay - Mr. Hankey

 

[Dancrase]

Would impregnate given half the chance in record time

 

[Onetrickpony]

Everything good comes in a can.

 

[Odins Fleshlight]

How about a Twerkin Gangsta K tree ornament

 

[gangsterkathryn]

How about a Twerkin Gangsta K tree ornament

Missing too many lumbar parts for twerking.

 

[Odins Fleshlight]

Missing too many lumbar parts for twerking.

Back brace bro. And valium.

 

[Odins Fleshlight]

Its for charity

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Back brace bro. And valium.

Back braces are ugly, come on now. Can't look cute and twerky with one!

 

[Odins Fleshlight]

Back braces are ugly, come on now. Can't look cute and twerky with one!

Ok fuck the back brave, never liked that stupid idea anyways.

So we keep the "Valium" idea floating and add "tequila" allegedly, "add an opiate" allegedly and myself and TryHard will be standing by and we will have two free hands and a strecher.

We got dissssds