Silly first name syndrome

[BJTT_Kiwi]

It seems that people with silly first names attract more than their fair share of bad luck, misfortune or other accidental cock ups.

Aspiring model killed during photo shoot

Would Sally be hit by a train? Probably not.
Fredzania was though.

Anyone else got examples of this?

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

FFS.
Wrong forum - @Splinty or @Leigh help plz

 

[Deleted member 1]

Fred wanted a son and got a daughter... Fredzania

 

[b00ts]

Knew a guy named Fredeckus. He was locked up in the prison I worked at. I never called him by his first name, so assumed it was pronounced Fre-drah-ckus... which is still weird, but I can deal with. You know how he pronounced this shit? Fray-day-ckus. Wtf

 

[Onetrickpony]

It seems that people with silly first names attract more than their fair share of bad luck, misfortune or other accidental cock ups.

Aspiring model killed during photo shoot

Would Sally be hit by a train? Probably not.
Fredzania was though.

Anyone else got examples of this?

Does anyone else think it was in bad taste to use the picture that was taken on the train tracks a few seconds before she died for the funeral announcement?

 

[kneeblock]

I have a ridiculous first name that was made up no lie by a person in a psychiatric institution.

My luck has followed suit. I decided to do the same to my kids because screw them.

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

Chozyn Koroheke (The last name is Maori)
Police seek man with violent past after fatal Auckland shooting
Shot in a domestic related incident.

There's something to this theory of silly first names.

 

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[Jesus X]

Silly first name checking in and almost died 4 times in weird situations.

 

[Mix6APlix]

No one has said Sheniqua yet? Or any names that start with an L' or D'?

 

[silentsinger]

I have a ridiculous first name that was made up no lie by a person in a psychiatric institution.

My luck has followed suit. I decided to do the same to my kids because screw them.

Silly first name checking in and almost died 4 times in weird situations.

It's in jolly poor taste that neither of you have spilled.

 

[Jesus X]

It's in jolly poor taste that neither of you have spilled.

Im not really going to list them all because I'm hung over but I already mentioned on here that I almost shit myself to death when I caught dysentery in Mexico.

 

[silentsinger]

Im not really going to list them all because I'm hung over but I already mentioned on here that I almost shit myself to death when I caught dysentery in Mexico.

Is that not a rite of passage in Mexico? Anyway, I'll just accept your first weird name.

 

[Brigsy]

Silly first name here. I'm golden thanks.