Dallas Cowboys: What comes to mind first, abusing cattle and branding them, or some drunken ads in a saloon who is ready to settle any disagreement with gunfire? That's not who I want my children to look to as role models.
Minnesota Vikings: Nothing but a bunch of people who pillaged and plundered whatever they could. And why the horns on the helmets? Were they trying to look like Satan?
New England Patriots: Patriots who slaughtered the indigenous people of the land they invaded. Truly the American way.
Chicago White Sox: Clearly racially motivated.
New York Giants: Why target people with giganticism?
Any team from Detroit: Just because.
Wherever the fuck Arsenal is from. Washington Bullets changed their name, Arsenal should too.
LA Lakers: How many lakes are there in Compton?
Duke Blue Devils: Clearly satanic.
The Tar Heels? Enough said.
Long live Chief Wahoo!!
HTTR
Minnesota Vikings: Nothing but a bunch of people who pillaged and plundered whatever they could. And why the horns on the helmets? Were they trying to look like Satan?
New England Patriots: Patriots who slaughtered the indigenous people of the land they invaded. Truly the American way.
Chicago White Sox: Clearly racially motivated.
New York Giants: Why target people with giganticism?
Any team from Detroit: Just because.
Wherever the fuck Arsenal is from. Washington Bullets changed their name, Arsenal should too.
LA Lakers: How many lakes are there in Compton?
Duke Blue Devils: Clearly satanic.
The Tar Heels? Enough said.
Long live Chief Wahoo!!
HTTR