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NiteProwleR

Free Hole Lay Row
Nov 17, 2023
6,577
10,243
I'm that guy when it comes to these things. I can do impressions pretty good. I'd be out shopping and boom I'm instantly possessed by this cockney ranting machine from Glasgow. I just can't help myself. I get a lot of looks.
 

IschKabibble

zero
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
18,347
24,787
Gainesville is a desolate, depressing shit hole. I've always hated the Gators cause their colors are too loud. But now I hate them because any who celebrates that town needs their head checked.
 

NiteProwleR

Free Hole Lay Row
Nov 17, 2023
6,577
10,243
I like to think her twin found their usual ice cream truck and that's where they bolted off to.
 

Lancifer

Shogun of the Iron Liver - '98 OGer
Sep 3, 2020
241
411
Higher than Carmen Electra's ass in the 90's!

Lol, that dude has good delivery.
 

TheAwkwardTitan

IQ = 209
Jan 30, 2016
2,036
3,494
I'm that guy when it comes to these things. I can do impressions pretty good. I'd be out shopping and boom I'm instantly possessed by this cockney ranting machine from Glasgow. I just can't help myself. I get a lot of looks.
You sound like every waitress who's a theater major.