Cinema The Eternals

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FINGERS

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What a slender cock of a film.

Truly terrible. I hated every single character. It made no sense.

The ikarus person was the biggest simp in film history.

Just awful.

What a waste of everyone's time.

Pathetic.
 

SongExotic2

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What a slender cock of a film.

Truly terrible. I hated every single character. It made no sense.

The ikarus person was the biggest simp in film history.

Just awful.

What a waste of everyone's time.

Pathetic.
My coworker was all excited about this. And that ching ling ring a ding movie. I haven't watched either because I could tell they would both be shite.





Saying that I did that years ago with sicario because a coworker kept nagging me to watch it and half a year later when I did it was really good.

But nah fuck the eternals
 

FINGERS

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My coworker was all excited about this. And that ching ling ring a ding movie. I haven't watched either because I could tell they would both be shite.





Saying that I did that years ago with sicario because a coworker kept nagging me to watch it and half a year later when I did it was really good.

But nah fuck the eternals
At the end it gives a nod to Galactus. But even that was pathetic.

Marvel gone done fucked up. And they are on a downward spiral.

people rave about the last Spider-Man but that also didn’t make sense.
 

SongExotic2

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At the end it gives a nod to Galactus. But even that was pathetic.

Marvel gone done fucked up. And they are on a downward spiral.

people rave about the last Spider-Man but that also didn’t make sense.
I ain't watched spiderman either. I might do tomorrow actually
 
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What a slender cock of a film.

Truly terrible. I hated every single character. It made no sense.

The ikarus person was the biggest simp in film history.

Just awful.

What a waste of everyone's time.

Pathetic.
I didn’t watch it but I heard it’s their attempt at an oscar
 

FINGERS

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Watch the film


He spends 10 thousand years 'admiring' the chick from a distance.

Gives her his eternal love. Which she rebuffs. And then kills himself for her.

Spoilers etc. But it's actually amazing how tragic it is.

He was the hero ffs.

Imagine John Wayne chasing over a prairie for 3 months to a bint. Who says fuck off.

Then John Wayne throws himself off a cliff. Because she still says no.

You can't make it up.