NSFW Think I'm working security tonite

[Too swole to control]

So I'm single again. And it looks like I'ma be working security for this girl I know. Last time I did it got pretty sketchy. She's coming in from out of state Tonite I believe. Put the NSFW tag just in case it gets weird. She weighs like 83lbs and has the tightest p ever. It is stupid tight. I will update later if anything good happens

 

[Rambo John J]

83lbs is not many pounds

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

83lbs is not many pounds

I weighed more than that when I was 10.


I wouldn't have been an attractive female then either.

 

[jason73]

83lbs is not many pounds

im sure she has been pounded many times

 

[gangsterkathryn]

I weighed more than that when I was 10.


I wouldn't have been an attractive female then either.

My eight year old weighs that.

 

[Deleted member 1]

in case it gets weird

preemptive CMnuthugger ban in place

 

[gangsterkathryn]

preemptive nuthugger ban in place

That was very sweet of you.

 

[MMAPlaywright]

Make her give you a birthday hummer.

 

[jason73]

Make her give you a birthday hummer.

its his birthday and she is a ho .better make that a blumpkin

 

[MMAPlaywright]

its his birthday and she is a ho .better make that a blumpkin

Or a Cleveland steamer.

 

[Dick Niaz]

83lbs? Wow. Well at least you can try and blame it on bulimia when she throws up after you smash.

 

[Nemo?]

So I'm single again. And it looks like I'ma be working security for this girl I know. Last time I did it got pretty sketchy. She's coming in from out of state Tonite I believe. Put the NSFW tag just in case it gets weird. She weighs like 83lbs and has the tightest p ever. It is stupid tight. I will update later if anything good happens

does she eat?ever?

 

[RaginCajun]

So I'm single again. And it looks like I'ma be working security for this girl I know. Last time I did it got pretty sketchy. She's coming in from out of state Tonite I believe. Put the NSFW tag just in case it gets weird. She weighs like 83lbs and has the tightest p ever. It is stupid tight. I will update later if anything good happens

I gonna need some pics of this chick.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

83lbs is not many pounds

It's his youngest sister

 

[Hong Kong Phooey]

came for poon.




Leaving.

 

[RaginCajun]

So I'm single again. And it looks like I'ma be working security for this girl I know. Last time I did it got pretty sketchy. She's coming in from out of state Tonite I believe. Put the NSFW tag just in case it gets weird. She weighs like 83lbs and has the tightest p ever. It is stupid tight. I will update later if anything good happens

 

[Jdog93]

OP is a master of suspense.

Did he get arrested?

Did he get stabbed by a patron of womanly services??

Tune in next week!

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

 

[SongExotic2]

 

[Filthy]

I think @Shit Plate made this thread more fappable by not including pics of the chick.

Thanks!

 

[Hauler]

The fuck is this NSFW?

I'm at work and I risked it anyway.
And for what?
NOTHING!!!

 

[RaginCajun]

The fuck is this NSFW?

I'm at work and I risked it anyway.
And for what?
NOTHING!!!

 

[Super Dave]

Se

 

[SongExotic2]

Fucken OP sold us wolf tickets.

 

[SongExotic2]

83lb midget probably dumped him so he quit the forum again