Lifestyle This may surprise you, but occasionally I do stupid shit.

[Mix6APlix]

Like this. I was waiting on 3 hot chicks in their pajamas after they had closed down a local 4am bar. They were clearly hungover, clearly, more likely still drunk. So, nothing like some tequila to cheer up your Sunday morning. God I hate working Sundays, but these chicks were pretty fun. Sadly, my manager walked right by as I was dropping these shots off, questioned if I had seen any of their Id's - which I hadn't, but said I had - and he just looked at me and said 'Really?'

We were on good terms, so nothing bad became of it, but for some reason he was clearly displeased with me for the rest of the shift.

 

[Hauler]

Well played. It doesn't look like they finished their shots though. Did they appreciate the gesture?

 

[Mix6APlix]

This was before taking them to the table.

This restaurant has a bunch of granite walls and pillars. One day the bartender pissed of the same manager by placing a golf ball on the granite backdrop of the bar.

I laughed. So on my way home I stopped at Toys R Us and bought a bag of army men, the placed the tan ones through out the restaurnt. They were practically invisible.

That was 7 years ago, and last I checked 3 of the 25 were still there.

 

[Mix6APlix]

And since so many of you think I just make shit up as I go along, this.

 

[Robbie Hart]

You lost me at......

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

I bet if you were more consistent with your meds, you would do less stupid shit.

 

[Mix6APlix]

I'm perfectly consistent with not taking my thorazine.

 

[Filthy]

maybe your manager was pissy because you lied to his face, and you're a horrible liar.

 

[Mix6APlix]

maybe your manager was pissy because you lied to his face, and you're a horrible liar.

Quite the contrary. In a restaurant setting I am an exceptional liar, I mean salesman.

 

[Filthy]

Quite the contrary. In a restaurant setting I am an exceptional liar, I mean salesman.

the manager watches you lie every day. He knows when you're full of shit. And you were full of shit to his face, like he wouldn't notice.

you'll be back to blowing retired bankers in the Denny's bathroom before you know it.

 

[Mix6APlix]

you're cute

 

[TheAwkwardTitan]

Is that salt or coke? Perhaps a 50/50 mix?