General TMMAC No Fap Contest

[Wild]

Entry fee $10

Rules: entrants all agree not to fap for as many days as possible. Last man standing takes the pot.

** sexual intercourse or oral sex from your spouse, hook up, gay partner (@conor mcgregor nut hugger), or hooker in the alley behind the liquor store (@Song Douche) does NOT disqualify an entrant. ONLY fapping disqualifies an entrant **

How do we monitor the competition? I think we all know one another well enough to adhere to the honor system.

Females, you are invited to join the competition as well, although I do feel you have an unfair advantage.

I can act as escrow or someone else can volunteer.

Who’s in?

 

[jason73]

Im out

 

[silentsinger]

Fuck that.

 

[silentsinger]

See? ^ I’ve already failed.

 

[member 3289]

I'll think about it...

 

[Deleted member 1]

@Wild trying to make a profit off his erectile dysfunction

 

[Shinkicker]

Entry fee $10

Rules: entrants all agree not to fap for as many days as possible. Last man standing takes the pot.

** sexual intercourse or oral sex from your spouse, hook up, gay partner (@conor mcgregor nut hugger), or hooker in the alley behind the liquor store (@Song Douche) does NOT disqualify an entrant. ONLY fapping disqualifies an entrant **

How do we monitor the competition? I think we all know one another well enough to adhere to the honor system.

Females, you are invited to join the competition as well, although I do feel you have an unfair advantage.

I can act as escrow or someone else can volunteer.

Who’s in?

Why do you think we have an advantage?

 

[silentsinger]

Why do you think we have an advantage?

 

[Hauler]

Waiting for the Kramer GIF...

 

[silentsinger]

Poor @Wild I don't think this went down as he intended. All he's got thus far is angry @jason73 saying newp and 2 chicks now questioning why we have an unfair advantage. It's actually easier for us, you wally.

 

[Hauler]

@Wild is probably already out of his own contest just thinking about @Shinkicker and @silentsinger talking about their fapping.

 

[Gay For Longo]

I wouldn't last 3 days

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

@Splinty and @SC MMA MD

How long before "nocturnal emissions" would occur in a healthy adult that doesn't clear the chamber?

Or do I just need to walk a couple blocks and pick up some random stressed lady med students?

 

[ShatsBassoon]

 

[ShatsBassoon]

@Wild right now

 

[Wild]

Bunch of pussies up in here

#easymoney

 

[silentsinger]

Bunch of pussies up in here

#easymoney

Just because you've decided to stick your winkle in a chastity belt, doesn't mean we all have to join you, mate.

It's not lent!

 

[La Paix]

 

[1372]

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

OP must have got caught by his wife jacking off this morning.

 

[silentsinger]

OP must have got caught by his wife jacking off this morning.

Thread fucking reeks of no nookie till New Years Day. I can see the mini dunce hat on his wily from here.

 

[Team Bisping]

Does buying and using a fleshlight count? i've heard there good.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Thread fucking reeks of no nookie till New Years Day. I can see the mini dunce hat on his wily from here.

Have you walked in on @Robbie Hart yet?

 

[silentsinger]

Have you walked in on @Robbie Hart yet?

Who hasn’t?

 

[silentsinger]

Does buying and using a fleshlight count? i've heard there good.

Oh Jesus, perfectly timed