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well fuck me... 5 days after this video was made
Dan stole a car...

http://placersheriff.org/ftpincustody/InCustody.pdf

Case No: Docket No: Authority Literal: Charge - Level - Charge Literal: Court Date/Time: Court Location: Bail: 62149729 10851 (A)VC - F - TAKE VEH W/O OWNER'S

3/21/2017 8:30:00 AM DEPT 13/Jail Courtroom $75,000.00 Total Bail: $75,000.00 Booking Status: Booking Process Completed and Bail may be posted if eligible
 
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peter_weyland said:
...who?
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Put it like this...Homeboy. You ever see the power of H-2-0 unleashed in a bottle? I'm taking stevia with ya boy Splinty here. I mix it together, stir it up, and...my niggas, that's cold fusion in a bottle.

Now, you might wonder, Splinty, how can a man with a 1-2 like me and a fine ass body this still be going strong at 40 fucking years old? The other day I had this finnnneeeee assess piece of pussy. And Peter...Look peter, I can teach you how to do the violin and the swizzle stick of a woman will be crawling on her knees begging for more. Speak on it homeboy.
 
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Splinty said:
Put it like this...Homeboy. You ever see the power of H-2-0 unleashed in a bottle? I'm taking stevia with ya boy Splinty here. I mix it together, stir it up, and...my niggas, that's cold fusion in a bottle.

Now, you might wonder, Splinty, how can a man with a 1-2 like me and a fine ass body this still be going strong at 40 fucking years old? The other day I had this finnnneeeee assess piece of pussy. And Peter...Look peter, I can teach you how to do the violin and the swizzle stick of a woman will be crawling on her knees begging for more. Speak on it homeboy.
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Damn, sign me up.
 
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peter_weyland said:
Damn, sign me up.
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My god someone's done a great thing.
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Fountain of Orgasm, ladies...

The Violin is a sexual technique that, according to DQ, "updates the Kama Sutra" and "allows females to see a sexual god". He claims that it brought a rape victim, Chris from Dave Marinoble's gym, to triple-digit orgasms in two hours when before she would maybe only have one or two. On numerous occasions he has attempted to get NorCal Chat, on adultfriendfinder.com or passion.com, to adopt this technique and assuring them that "what the violin does for pussies, stevia can do for your body". Joe Aitchue, de facto president of the Players Club, has been purported to be playing The Violin on all kinds of pussies with his crew following suit.

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How to play The Violin:

  • Two fingers inserted into the pussy, in and up to the bottom of the G-Spot
  • Two fingers massaging just above the pubic bone like the yin and the yang
  • Playing the clit like the swizzle stick flute that it is
This is all that's required to bring females to the "fountain of orgasm", no shit. DQ has played the Violin on Jennifer numerous times, Treba has confirmed that it works and there are vague reports of a couple in NorCal Chat also affirming it's orgasmic properties.



Movie Ideas:

Dan wants to make a porno movie entitled "The Violin:

An Apology to Women©®™" with Aaron "Dick Delaware" Brink (also an ex-methamphetamine abuser) in which Tara Chow, or in Dan's words "some willing pussy", sits on a chair on a stage wearing nothing but a tuxedo shirt and jacket and Dan enters the stage

and begins to play "a symphony" on said pussy. This will lead to a really classy film which spreads The Violin to homes across the world and makes Dan eligible for a Nobel Prize.

 
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Splinty said:
My god someone's done a great thing.
Steviapedia Wiki


Fountain of Orgasm, ladies...

The Violin is a sexual technique that, according to DQ, "updates the Kama Sutra" and "allows females to see a sexual god". He claims that it brought a rape victim, Chris from Dave Marinoble's gym, to triple-digit orgasms in two hours when before she would maybe only have one or two. On numerous occasions he has attempted to get NorCal Chat, on adultfriendfinder.com or passion.com, to adopt this technique and assuring them that "what the violin does for pussies, stevia can do for your body". Joe Aitchue, de facto president of the Players Club, has been purported to be playing The Violin on all kinds of pussies with his crew following suit.

thumb|left|300px|skip to 3:50

How to play The Violin:

  • Two fingers inserted into the pussy, in and up to the bottom of the G-Spot
  • Two fingers massaging just above the pubic bone like the yin and the yang
  • Playing the clit like the swizzle stick flute that it is
This is all that's required to bring females to the "fountain of orgasm", no shit. DQ has played the Violin on Jennifer numerous times, Treba has confirmed that it works and there are vague reports of a couple in NorCal Chat also affirming it's orgasmic properties.



Movie Ideas:

Dan wants to make a porno movie entitled "The Violin:

An Apology to Women©®™" with Aaron "Dick Delaware" Brink (also an ex-methamphetamine abuser) in which Tara Chow, or in Dan's words "some willing pussy", sits on a chair on a stage wearing nothing but a tuxedo shirt and jacket and Dan enters the stage

and begins to play "a symphony" on said pussy. This will lead to a really classy film which spreads The Violin to homes across the world and makes Dan eligible for a Nobel Prize.
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It works almost too good
 
Wintermute

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Putin is gay
Apr 24, 2015
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Splinty said:
My god someone's done a great thing.
Steviapedia Wiki


Fountain of Orgasm, ladies...

The Violin is a sexual technique that, according to DQ, "updates the Kama Sutra" and "allows females to see a sexual god". He claims that it brought a rape victim, Chris from Dave Marinoble's gym, to triple-digit orgasms in two hours when before she would maybe only have one or two. On numerous occasions he has attempted to get NorCal Chat, on adultfriendfinder.com or passion.com, to adopt this technique and assuring them that "what the violin does for pussies, stevia can do for your body". Joe Aitchue, de facto president of the Players Club, has been purported to be playing The Violin on all kinds of pussies with his crew following suit.

thumb|left|300px|skip to 3:50

How to play The Violin:

  • Two fingers inserted into the pussy, in and up to the bottom of the G-Spot
  • Two fingers massaging just above the pubic bone like the yin and the yang
  • Playing the clit like the swizzle stick flute that it is
This is all that's required to bring females to the "fountain of orgasm", no shit. DQ has played the Violin on Jennifer numerous times, Treba has confirmed that it works and there are vague reports of a couple in NorCal Chat also affirming it's orgasmic properties.



Movie Ideas:

Dan wants to make a porno movie entitled "The Violin:

An Apology to Women©®™" with Aaron "Dick Delaware" Brink (also an ex-methamphetamine abuser) in which Tara Chow, or in Dan's words "some willing pussy", sits on a chair on a stage wearing nothing but a tuxedo shirt and jacket and Dan enters the stage

and begins to play "a symphony" on said pussy. This will lead to a really classy film which spreads The Violin to homes across the world and makes Dan eligible for a Nobel Prize.
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TRIPLE DIGITS!? That's 100+ orgasms in 2 hours. This guy is like the Eddie Bravo of sex; renaming the technique everyone already knows?

 
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I think his Uncle Freddie Reva hand-cuffed him to a tree for 4 days this time instead of 4 hours.
 
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He's pretty much Walking Dead already. This walking corpse is sad.
 
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I would have to say, after careful consideration and reflection on the issue, that the odds are about

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