Same woods where I shadow stepped off the trail and didn't get arrested. Just when you came out of the trail, to your right was a fence, followed by about a 6 foot drop. In retrospect, that's probably why the fence was there.
Anyways, there is 8 or 9 of us coming out of the woods, high as fuck and drunk as hell. As we are coming out of the trail, there's a cop coming over the hill.
Everyone else went back into the woods. I went over the fence. There was no snow, but the ground was frozen like concrete. It didn't end well.
I went what at the time I thought was Super Ninja, but really I just threw myself over a fence with no respect for gravity. It was a week or so before I regained full movement in my right shoulder.
I wanted to go to the doctor, but since my mom was a nurse, I thought it would just be like when I broke my ribs. Nothing you're going to do, just don't be a dipshit.
The doctor my mom worked for has been my father figure since my father died and took me to Canada 8 times.
I don't need him to know about our drunken, late night, shennagins. So I just suffered for a couple weeks.
Anyways, there is 8 or 9 of us coming out of the woods, high as fuck and drunk as hell. As we are coming out of the trail, there's a cop coming over the hill.
Everyone else went back into the woods. I went over the fence. There was no snow, but the ground was frozen like concrete. It didn't end well.
I went what at the time I thought was Super Ninja, but really I just threw myself over a fence with no respect for gravity. It was a week or so before I regained full movement in my right shoulder.
I wanted to go to the doctor, but since my mom was a nurse, I thought it would just be like when I broke my ribs. Nothing you're going to do, just don't be a dipshit.
The doctor my mom worked for has been my father figure since my father died and took me to Canada 8 times.
I don't need him to know about our drunken, late night, shennagins. So I just suffered for a couple weeks.