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SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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Speak fucking English?

I say Marlboro lights

You hear camel crush??


What the fuck!


This has happened like 6 times now.

Thinking about just moving back to England. Fuck it
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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willthiswork said:
That's why there's giving them to you. Just urging you to go ahead and come out of the closet.
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I used to work behind a bar when I was at college. We hired a new employee who I used to go to school with. One day after work we were all drinking and he leans over to announce that he "came out"

I was puzzled.

I reminded him that for the past 11 years everyone at school called him gay Jay.

Hes a good friend. I like to call him the pretender bender, he just pretends he's a homo because he can't get any pussy
 
gangsterkathryn

gangsterkathryn

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Song2054 said:
I used to work behind a bar when I was at college. We hired a new employee who I used to go to school with. One day after work we were all drinking and he leans over to announce that he "came out"

I was puzzled.

I reminded him that for the past 11 years everyone at school called him gay Jay.

Hes a good friend. I like to call him the pretender bender, he just pretends he's a homo because he can't get any pussy
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That's a mean thing to say about Passive Jay @Passive Jay
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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BocaPrincess said:
That's a mean thing to say about Passive Jay @Passive Jay
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Massive gay.


Nah I'm serious one of my close friends is a flaming homo who drinks as bad as me. Fuck another of my good friends is a heroin addict who always relapses. And another went bankrupt because of tax fraud.

I haven't seen any of them in over 5 years.

I need to go visit the UK I reckon.
 
Hauler

Hauler

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Song2054 said:
Speak fucking English?

I say Marlboro lights

You hear camel crush??


What the fuck!


This has happened like 6 times now.

Thinking about just moving back to England. Fuck it
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Try taking The Duke of Edinburgh's cock out of your mouth when speaking.
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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seekntruth said:
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The man has spent 60 years getting his dick sucked by a queen, being rich, and insulting whoever he feels like.


I have no idea why he's on that motorcycle tho. Hopefully to piss someone off
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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When I was in the Navy it was made very clear that while he was no longer an active participant , the good prince has absolute rule. He's still admiral of the fleet and if he has a nightmare and wakes up and wants to bomb China, then we will go and blow those fuckers up.


I'm very surprised he took such a back seat throughout his life, he could have easily nudged the queen aside and started delegating orders.
 
seekntruth

seekntruth

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Song2054 said:
The man has spent 60 years getting his dick sucked by a queen, being rich, and insulting whoever he feels like.


I have no idea why he's on that motorcycle tho. Hopefully to piss someone off
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If you have to ask...you're more hopeless than any of us could imagine.
 
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