General Why do Americans care about Winter Olympics and why are you shit?

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Sheepdog

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I can't wrap my head around why the ratings you get for this shit are so high (until everyone realized you're shit that is), and if you care so much, why are you so terrible?

You've won less than half the medals that fucking Norway has got and it has 5.5 million people. That's 1/58 of your population or the size of Colorado.

Even my native land, Her Majesty's Commonwealth of Straya, has more medals per capita than you cunts and we are more likely to be shoveling sun-baking crocodiles from our driveways than god damn snow.

What gives, cunts?
 
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Also please don't make strayans look bad...I moved here by choice and the shit cunts here are awesome
 
Papi Chingon

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Agreed! Fat americans can't compete on the world stage. Why even try? What a joke of a country you live in, fatties!
 
b00ts

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lordofthepies said:
Even my native land, Her Majesty's Commonwealth of Straya, has more medals per capita than you cunts and we are more likely to be shoveling sun-baking crocodiles from our driveways than god damn snow.
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You have Perisher there. It’s literally one of the largest resorts in the world and Olympians go to train there.
 
Sheepdog

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the_b00ts said:
You have Perisher there. It’s literally one of the largest resorts in the world and Olympians go to train there.
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Sorry, my Dad doesn't run a large multinational corporation so I'm not overly familiar with Australian ski resorts.

That place is not even close to any population centres. Australia is not like the US where large cities experience proper snow.
 
Sheepdog

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Miesha's Taint said:
Also please don't make strayans look bad...I moved here by choice and the shit cunts here are awesome
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'Shit cunt' is always insulting as opposed to a 'sick cunt' which is high praise - I wouldn't want some shit cunt headbutting you over it. There are a lot of shit cunts here, particularly the ones who go to wherever the fuck 'Perisher' is.
 
b00ts

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lordofthepies said:
Sorry, my Dad doesn't run a large multinational corporation so I'm not overly familiar with Australian ski resorts.

That place is not even close to any population centres. Australia is not like the US where large cities experience proper snow.
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I’m just giving a reason why you guys are getting medals. Most of our winter sports “stars” are Canadians and represent Canada in the Olympics
 
Papi Chingon

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"Back in Fiji we used to put large iceblocks in our asses and see who could melt them first. My aunt was well aware we would dominate this sport, if it was ever sanctioned by the governing body of the Olympic committee. Unfortunately, in training for this sport, several of us had extreme frost bite which rotted away our assholes. I can't hold my shit in anymore, but I'm telling you, in my prime, I would have won gold in that event! I have the widest and warmest ass in fiji! (Those were the days!)"
- vutu
 
Robbie Hart

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Americans tend to follow mainstream media like a bunch of sheep
 
SongExotic2

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Only times I ever went to a ski resort there was no snow so I just went to the pub instead.
 
SongExotic2

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silentsinger said:
You just watched Ski Sunday on telly like the rest of us didn't you? Quit making shit up. We're all friends here, you don't need to.
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Listen, you old slag, I have been to park city numerous times. Great food. And a pub called the church
 
HEATH VON DOOM

HEATH VON DOOM

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This is a shit attempt at trolling. You other pathetic countries should be glad Americans watch that shit. If it was up to the rest of you shithole countries the Olympics would go away just like the TPP.
 
ShatsBassoon

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You know how many Aussie cunts there are here on the slopes in Canada?
They swarm here and I'm sure a few are here illegally.
 
benjo0101

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HEATH VON DOOM said:
This is a shit attempt at trolling. You other pathetic countries should be glad Americans watch that shit. If it was up to the rest of you shithole countries the Olympics would go away just like the TPP.
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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (TPP)? It is still available in shops and via download from the PS store as well as other platforms.
 
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