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Apr 18, 2015
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Romanian court tells man he is not alive

In a case reminiscent of a Kafka novel, a Romanian court has ruled that a 63-year-old man is dead despite what would appear to be convincing evidence to the contrary: the man himself appearing alive and well in court.

Constantin Reliu asked the court in the town of Barlad to overturn a death certificate obtained by his wife after he had spent more than a decade in Turkey, during which time he was out of contact with his family. The court told him he was too late, and would have to remain officially deceased.

"I am officially dead, although I’m alive,” a bemused Reliu told local media outlets. “I have no income and because I am listed dead, I can’t do anything.”

Reliu left Romania for Turkey in 1992, apparently to seek employment. He last returned to the country in 1999, and appears to have cut off all contact with his family. After years of silence from her estranged husband, Reliu’s wife obtained a backdated death certificate for him.

The Romanian daily Adevarul said Reliu’s wife had argued in court that having heard nothing from her husband since 1999, she had assumed he had died in an earthquake while in Turkey. The paper said Reliu believes she sought the death certificate in order to annul the marriage and allow her to remarry.

Romanian court tells man he is not alive
 

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It reminds me of that story, and this really boils my piss, of a chap having to pay a fortune in back payments for a child that wasn't his (and dna proved it 100% wasn't his)
 

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Sep 23, 2015
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It reminds me of that story, and this really boils my piss, of a chap having to pay a fortune in back payments for a child that wasn't his (and dna proved it 100% wasn't his)
18 years 18 years and on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't hiiiiiiis