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General Ya should have spent your money on speech therapy...
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I can't believe we sent you bloody crims off to paradise. We put up with sodding Hull, and you get The Great Barrier Reef.
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"i'm not scared, I'm just confused" legit made me laugh
Normally I'd feel bad posting a random song in a thread that was just created, but this is a Taint thread so there are no rules.
I saw these dudes last week and I got sloshed. Such a good show. Screamed my head off because I knew all the tunes. Rhett even gave me a thumbs up - but I think it might have been more of a "You OK bro?" than it was a "Thanks for singing along, bro!".
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_8cSljATH4
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hEXb9Pp0wM
Empty bottle was half empty, tide was low, and I was thirsty
I saw her sitting at the bar, well you know how some girls are
Always making eyes, well she wasn't making eyes
So I sidled up beside her, settled down and shouted, "Hi there"
My name's Stewart Ransom Miller, I'm a serial lady-killer"
She said, "I'm already dead, " that's exactly what she said
So we tripped the lights fantastic, we was both made of elastic
Midnight came and midnight went and I though I was the President
She said, "Do you have a car?" and I said, "Do I have a car?"
What's so great about the Barrier Reef?
What's so fine about art?
What's so good about a Good Times Van
When you're working on a broken, working on a broken
Working on a broken man
When you're working on a broken, working on a broken
Working on a broken man, yeah
My heart wasn't in it, not for one single minute
Oh then I went through the motions with her
Her on top, and me on liquor.
Didn't do no good, well I didn't think it would
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Still listening so I won't quote but this is like a more modern Wonderstuff.
We always see the criminal’s viewpoint in these Aussie videos......let’s see what the criminal did to ask for this treatment?
Got me off my arse and back in the kitchen though, haha.
You get a thumbs up, the last interaction I had with a band member was Clown from Slipknot nearly breaking my wrist when I went in for a fist bump.
You get a thumbs up, the last interaction I had with a band member was Clown from Slipknot nearly breaking my wrist when I went in for a fist bump.
I don't think so...
You speak filthy cat scouse!
Dammit, it may've been that bloke who lives in Richmond who I've not seen around here in forever.
Sorry.
That's a terrible way to treat the hearing impaired.
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If somebody comes bashing my door in I'll treat them way worse than that.
LOL, me too. I was hoping the fight was gonna happen when he stepped out that door.
That’s a drunk @Miesha's Taint asking his neighbour if he can have his wifi password so he can watch the fights.
Global warming has killed off large sections of the The Great Barrier Reef. It won't be around much longer.
Large Sections of Australia’s Great Reef Are Now Dead, Scientists Find
Fuck yeah, Hull!
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A dead barrier Reef is still prettier than Hull
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