NSFW Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong has a tiny penis

[Sex Chicken]

@Jesus X

for reference

There’s that famous curve!

 

[RaginCajun]

I gotta get some new friends...7 pages of dick talk...

We need more of this...

 

[silentsinger]

There’s that famous curve!

Haha.

His book was great, good job I'd gone off anything not amateur. It would have ruined it for me forever.

 

[Sex Chicken]

I gotta get some new friends...7 pages of dick talk...

We need more of this...

Here’s @RaginCajun shopping for his back medicine at Walmart.

 

[MMAPlaywright]

 

[silentsinger]

Toenail too long, would not bang.

 

[Too swole to control]

I'd take that bitch to PetSmart and have them clip her toenails . Maybe get a Halo collar so she doesn't lick herself

 

[Too swole to control]

Toenail too long, would not bang.

Haha get out of my head

 

[silentsinger]

Haha get out of my head

Maybe she tried but stabbed herself, hence the plaster on her finger.

 

[Too swole to control]

Maybe she tried but stabbed herself, hence the plaster on her finger.

I saw that too. Forget what she looks like but I remember she has band aid and weird toenails.

 

[MMAPlaywright]

Who is looking at toenails?

 

[MMAPlaywright]

Great. All we need now is that lemon party pic. (Hint hint)

 

[silentsinger]

I saw that too. Forget what she looks like but I remember she has band aid and weird toenails.

How fucking picky are we?

 

[MMAPlaywright]

The Guardian obtained a copy of the yet-to-be released book, Full Disclosure, in which she describes their sexual interactions in unfortunate, but politically important detail. His penis is shaped like a toadstool.

She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool...""I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..."It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."

 

[Too swole to control]

The Guardian obtained a copy of the yet-to-be released book, Full Disclosure, in which she describes their sexual interactions in unfortunate, but politically important detail. His penis is shaped like a toadstool.

She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool...""I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..."It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."

What I'm hearing is "he pulled it out, I didn't like it......but I still sucked and licked it and then let him push it in me and nut in me. Also I have been with hundreds of men so I am a dick expert. " - whore

 

[MMAPlaywright]

What I'm hearing is "he pulled it out, I didn't like it......but I still sucked and licked it and then let him push it in me and nut in me. Also I have been with hundreds of men so I am a dick expert. " - whore

Agreed, but “huge mushroom head” is a funny description.

 

[Jehannum]

@Jesus X

for reference

his nipples are scary!

 

[silentsinger]

his nipples are scary!

Oh yeah! Haha.

Never found him in the slightest bit attractive after a nightmare bukkake session (him, not me). Poor rookie.

 

[Jehannum]

I gotta get some new friends...7 pages of dick talk...

We need more of this...

I don't agree, we know where the hot women are if we want to check them out, but threads like this are rare indeed!

 

[silentsinger]

It's the camera angle, his left nipple looks normal.

 

[member 1013]

I gotta get some new friends...7 pages of dick talk...

We need more of this...

She could take up permanent residency on my face

 

[4070]

 

[Malakas]

"Thanks mom! You're the best!"

 

[4070]

"Thanks mom! You're the best!"

 

[Sex Chicken]

This was @Shlomo Lars ’ Halloween costume last year.