General GI Jane wannabe suing the Navy

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Wiggy

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Listen to the video - she thinks going from 2019 to 2020 is "a few years".

She's not only too old, she's too fucking stupid.
 

SongExotic2

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She can still write a book. About how she didn't get into the seals by being a dusty old cunt.
 

SongExotic2

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And of course the gravy seals don't have an age cap.
 

segfault

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“I was working in litigation for 12 years, and I kind of got burnt out working 24/7,” the Woodbury resident said, calling the SEALs “such a more noble cause.”

An avid long-distance runner and swimmer who is SCUBA certified, Reynolds said the special forces “kind of jibed with my physical pursuits.”

In a personal statement submitted as part of her efforts to enlist, Reynolds wrote of her “Viking-like pursuit” to be a SEAL.
There's deluded, then there's white bitch deluded.
 

SongExotic2

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There's deluded, then there's white bitch deluded.
Please don't be sexist. Afaik America still has multiple genders for she/it to identify as.


Unlike the UK, which only has male or female.


Tranny seals assemble!
 

NiteProwleR

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There's no steps, recruitment program, binding agreements or training to hucking WOOD. I don't understand that world.
 

SongExotic2

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I knew a chick in the navy. She wanted to be an officer. More specifically a fighter pilot. I always shrugged it off as unrealistic aspirations she would never achieve. Seeing as she was a bit fat and useless.

One day she came to me in the smoking area one day and the CO had agreed to have her go somewhere and do some preliminary tests. She was very nervous, but I assured her not to worry and just give it her best and chase her dreams.

Turns out I was right.


She was too fat and useless.
 

Hauler

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Let her try out.
She'll ring that bell on Day 1.

That should end all of her entitled hurt feelings. Delusional cunt.