General I have some bad news for you homos: The Tiger King is off the Market

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Uncle Tom Doug

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Jun 24, 2022
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How long has he been in jail for and is he out?
He was sentenced to 20ish years back in 2020. He's "out" in a sense that he's gay and married your cousin, but he's probably gonna be in prison for the next 10 years.
 
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MountainMedic

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Sep 28, 2017
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I mean, they had the limo truck waiting and everything! WTF Trump, you know what the deposit on that sum bitch costed..

This wasn't what I voted for.
 

Thuglife13

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Dec 15, 2018
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I mean, they had the limo truck waiting and everything! WTF Trump, you know what the deposit on that sum bitch costed..

This wasn't what I voted for.
I would've taken the fake and gay impeachments more seriously if they were due to Trump not granting Joey Exotic a pardon...
 

MountainMedic

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Sep 28, 2017
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If he were released tomorrow, over/under on how many months he remains in a committed relationship with that sad sack?

I'm saying he wouldn't make it a month before full blown meth psychosis and multiple dudes that swear they ain't gay.
 

MountainMedic

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Sep 28, 2017
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Or maybe he goes on some whiskey tango scooby doo van mission to finally prove that goddam Carol Baskin is a serial killer.

I'd watch the shit out of "Joe Exotic, Bitch Hunter"
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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What about the lesbian that had her arm ripped off by a tiger, she still available?
 

segfault

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Aug 13, 2024
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What about the lesbian that had her arm ripped off by a tiger, she still available?
The only people I didn't find repugnant in that whole thing were the animal handlers like her. They're the only ones that seemed to actually give a shit about the tigers.

Not sure how she felt about them after becoming a chew toy, though...
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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The only people I didn't find repugnant in that whole thing were the animal handlers like her. They're the only ones that seemed to actually give a shit about the tigers.

Not sure how she felt about them after becoming a chew toy, though...
She was pretty cool
 

Jesus X

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Sep 7, 2015
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The only people I didn't find repugnant in that whole thing were the animal handlers like her. They're the only ones that seemed to actually give a shit about the tigers.

Not sure how she felt about them after becoming a chew toy, though...
She became a "he" and it was dumb that she went right back to work after that injury.