General Is it ok to give retard beer?

[Uncle Tom Doug]

@Uncle Tom Doug

I may actually do some this weekend if I can carve out the time. It may have to wait until next weekend, though, as I was out of town last weekend and I have a bunch of yard work to catch up on.

 

[MountainMedic]

bro, let's do some shrooms with the local retard and test it out

Why's the retard gotta be local?

 

[kvr28]

Why's the retard gotta be local?

we were talking about @Uncle Tom Doug , ketchup!

 

[sparkuri]

Waitresses do it daily.

 

[rmenergy]

well technically Cliff says that beer can fix him

It's not "it's like this". The correct Cliff intro is ALWAYS: "It's a little known fact"

Christ, do I have to do everything around here

 

[kvr28]

It's not "it's like this". The correct Cliff intro is ALWAYS: "It's a little known fact"

Christ, do I have to do everything around here

It's all I could find! I couldn't even find the video!

 

[mysticmac]

At someone else's pool party, yes.

 

[Jesus X]

Giving a retard a beer is like giving a mouse a cookie

 

[Jesus X]

Why's the retard gotta be local?

Seems like you prefer imported retards. very fancy *pinkies up*

 

[mysticmac]

LOL @ asking the retard if he's dumb.

 

[CuddleBug]

Oh no, this one is not domestic, it's a limited edition rètárd.

 

[Wiggy]

I've always wondered if anyone ever gave hallucinogens to someone who's retarded. That would have to be a mindfuck and a half.

To be fair, retards are really working at what - 2/3 capacity?

So "mindfuck and a half" for him would really be more like 1.3 mindfucks, but still....

 

[Wiggy]

The last thing you hear in the video: "Are you dumb or something?"

How he shoulda responded:

 

[SongExotic2]

I've always wondered if anyone ever gave hallucinogens to someone who's retarded. That would have to be a mindfuck and a half.

Watch dead man's shoes.

 

[MountainMedic]

Seems like you prefer imported retards. very fancy *pinkies up*

"Parts unknown" is best, but rare these days

 

[segfault]

Watch dead man's shoes.

Man that reads bleak. Sounds good, though, I'll check it out thanks.

Paddy Considine, think I first saw him in a British indie, "My Summer of Love." Played a felon turned holy roller after getting out of the pen. Although about the only other thing I remember, strangely enough, is a young Emily Blunt sunbathing topless.

 

[NiteProwleR]

"Parts unknown" is best, but rare these days

I've gotten cyber drunk with @Fister aka the BBQ Chip Falcon.

 

[Papi Chingon]

Why's the retard gotta be local?

Do you have any idea of the costs and logistics of importing a retard? You've got handlers, multiple changes of clothing, special arrangements and seating, who knows how many more hours have to be factored in for random hugs etc... What if one gets a wild hair and decides to run onto the runway? You certainly have not thought this through. Though I do like imported cars, I like my retards local.

 

[segfault]

Do you have any idea of the costs and logistics of importing a retard? You've got handlers, multiple changes of clothing, special arrangements and seating, who knows how many more hours have to be factored in for random hugs etc... What if one gets a wild hair and decides to run onto the runway? You certainly have not thought this through. Though I do like imported cars, I like my retards local.

Indeed, locally sourced, farm to table, artisanal retards are the only way.

 

[SongExotic2]

Man that reads bleak. Sounds good, though, I'll check it out thanks.

Paddy Considine, think I first saw him in a British indie, "My Summer of Love." Played a felon turned holy roller after getting out of the pen. Although about the only other thing I remember, strangely enough, is a young Emily Blunt sunbathing topless.

It's a great flick. Paddy is in mobland if you have watched that. My favorite running tv show currently

 

[kvr28]

Lol at locally sourced retards

 

[MountainMedic]

Do you have any idea of the costs and logistics of importing a retard? You've got handlers, multiple changes of clothing, special arrangements and seating, who knows how many more hours have to be factored in for random hugs etc... What if one gets a wild hair and decides to run onto the runway? You certainly have not thought this through. Though I do like imported cars, I like my retards local.

 

[Papi Chingon]

Lol at locally sourced retards

It's the only way. If you import a retard you would also need to trust the sender, as opposed to pre-screening yourself. God forbid your retard shows up and is too big to handle, or not domesticated. After all the planning, logistics, and money that went into to shipping and quarantine process, you end up with a rabid, violent, retard. All for not...

 

[MountainMedic]

The grilled cheese budget alone would break the whole budget. And we haven't even discussed the WWE shirts yet.

 

[Jesus X]

It's the only way. If you import a retard you would also need to trust the sender, as opposed to pre-screening yourself. God forbid your retard shows up and is too big to handle, or not domesticated.

A feral retard would be too strong. The question asked was 1 gorilla vs 100 men but it should be 1 feral retard vs 1 gorilla. You would have to enrage the retard like you would a bull by slapping him in his testicles before the fight.