Yeah if hed been stabbed in the ass you would be whistling a different tune...Was taking my time deciding if I would take@Galt up on his offer to come stay with him in Thailand for a couple weeks.
Yeah....think I'm gonna pass on that.
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She's back at work today as well, might hit up a clinic but I dread questions as to how I got injured. @Splinty recommendations? Fell on a dick might not cut it.
What ass?
The one you get pegged in when you not busy getting stabbed.....
Yeah brother I know, might even lay off the booze until it's closed up. Think I'll commandeer my housekeeper to redress it.For real
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Thats the smartest thing Ive heard you say in a while, remember most alkies dont die from liver cancer or OD they die from death via misadventure, you came close to that this time quit while youre ahead man, we only get one crack at (this) life.
When did I say that? better start laying off the booze myself.
@Galt - Today I will not drink with you, just today, dont worry about tomorrow, lets just get through today not touching the poison. If thats too hard lets just get through the next hour for now.
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You were esposing on the virtue of having candy because sugar is what the body craves when coming off the sauce.When did I say that? better start laying off the booze myself.
If thats too hard lets just get through the next hour for now.
I am quite averse to pain meds seen a lot of guys end up worse off. I'll stick to the herb.
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I meant jolly ranchers or something.
Thank you brother, still only 0915 here and my weekday drinking don't usually start until 1630, I'll keep you posted.When did I say that? better start laying off the booze myself.
If thats too hard lets just get through the next hour for now.
Hahaha, says more about my mind. Gonna get some kitkats and coke and hope that and weed keeps me good.I meant jolly ranchers or something.
Ill be at the gym at that time or headed there but ill be on here between sets, keep me posted, Ive been drinking nearly every night for a few weeks so its going to be a challenge for me but probably a little easier than for your first time so I can help you out or at least listen to you whine
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A stoner with a decent memory. What's the world coming to?
My wifi is shit at home, but I'll try to stay online so we can have a bitch session.
The fuckery
.....it continues!
.....it continues!
Cool, PM me your number and ill call you after the gym to check in with you a couple times tonight no dramas.
To get through this as comfy as possible you are going to need;
- Candy
- Lots of water
- Hearty meal with lots of veggies and protein
- Weed (optional but fuck me it helps)
- Since you dont have decent net access at home try and get some good books, they will help you at least try to sleep.
Dont worry about not getting sleep, you probably will but if you dont a decent coffee in the morning and youll feel 100% better than after sleeping after being black out drunk.
Lets do this man, every time you go missing for a few days your online friends honestly think you might be dead of in he big tiger, have a long hard think about that brother. No preaching just want whats best for people.
How do you know this isnt a dream?
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