Idk if you were paying attention but i was recently dating my ex gfs (of 5 years) mother. Which is hard to pull off unless youre a god dam pimp! So zip it bacon neck
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Or you are just white trash
Your head looks like someone microwaved a bag of marshmellows and put a trucker hat on it
I think you did that in reverse order.
I would be totally fine with alternative guys like you not quoting me. You don't have a passport right?
Only a feminist brags about banging widows. Fuck is wrong with you.
What the fuck did you just say to me
I said you're a gay bottom who has never been out of your country.
Ive been out of my country a bunch of times. I just usually dont hang around in countries where retards teach english and ppl ride donkeys to work
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Gilmore Girls isn't terrible.
My wife and I (we are in our early 40's) met up with a friend who scored some free tickets to see Kolin Cane. He brought a chick he used to work with, so it was their first date and both are in their upper 20's. She is actually pretty attractive, a little thick, but looks good. She's wearing this big ass fur coat which instantly makes me think high maintenance, snobby, etc. But we meet and she comes off really cool and very nice.
So while we're waiting for the show to start she has a glass of wine or two. After the show starts she then starts to make comments regarding Colin's jokes, most of them sexual in nature because that was the topic of the jokes. For anyone who doesn't know comedy club etiquette, you don't talk during the show. She says stuff loud enough so as to possibly be heard by the comedian so he'll see her. She makes some off the hand comment about Adderall, so I'm assuming she's on some pills too.
Not sure if she's just trying too hard to make a first impression, but after the show we're hanging in the bar, next to the comedy club and she's getting fucked up. Very emotional highs and lows, like a damn rollercoaster. She won't stop telling everyone that she's "English", so I ask her if she was born in England or her parents. She says no, I was born here (USA) but my parents are from there. LOL
She couldn't believe that I hadn't seen Peaky Blinders yet (I've seen one episode and planned on watching the rest at some point), and she won't stop talking about how hot Tommy Shelby is. I knew Tom Hardy was in the show so I mention him and she has no idea who he is. I look up this actor named Tommy Shelby and find out that's the character's name. WTF
The worst was when she starts referring to people as "N*&#a", like she's trying to be that cool white person who can talk gangsta. My friend had another buddy there and he was talking to my buddies sister at the bar for a while in a separate conversation. This drunk blonde starts assuming he's hitting on her, but keep in mind the dude is there without his wife because she's pregnant. Very nice guy. I call her out by saying "Geez, why you being so judgemental. He's a good dude and they are just chatting." The roller coaster starts to head down again and she starts to get all pissy.
After the roller coaster rebounds she then wants us all to head to another bar, it's about 11:00 and my wife and I say we're headed home. Not sure if my buddy went to another bar but he was putting up with her in hopes of getting some ass.
FRAT: Buddy takes semi-hot blonde chick on first date, she gets drunk and acts like a fucktard. I don't envy any guys out there dating in their 20's.
So while we're waiting for the show to start she has a glass of wine or two. After the show starts she then starts to make comments regarding Colin's jokes, most of them sexual in nature because that was the topic of the jokes. For anyone who doesn't know comedy club etiquette, you don't talk during the show. She says stuff loud enough so as to possibly be heard by the comedian so he'll see her. She makes some off the hand comment about Adderall, so I'm assuming she's on some pills too.
Not sure if she's just trying too hard to make a first impression, but after the show we're hanging in the bar, next to the comedy club and she's getting fucked up. Very emotional highs and lows, like a damn rollercoaster. She won't stop telling everyone that she's "English", so I ask her if she was born in England or her parents. She says no, I was born here (USA) but my parents are from there. LOL
She couldn't believe that I hadn't seen Peaky Blinders yet (I've seen one episode and planned on watching the rest at some point), and she won't stop talking about how hot Tommy Shelby is. I knew Tom Hardy was in the show so I mention him and she has no idea who he is. I look up this actor named Tommy Shelby and find out that's the character's name. WTF
The worst was when she starts referring to people as "N*&#a", like she's trying to be that cool white person who can talk gangsta. My friend had another buddy there and he was talking to my buddies sister at the bar for a while in a separate conversation. This drunk blonde starts assuming he's hitting on her, but keep in mind the dude is there without his wife because she's pregnant. Very nice guy. I call her out by saying "Geez, why you being so judgemental. He's a good dude and they are just chatting." The roller coaster starts to head down again and she starts to get all pissy.
After the roller coaster rebounds she then wants us all to head to another bar, it's about 11:00 and my wife and I say we're headed home. Not sure if my buddy went to another bar but he was putting up with her in hopes of getting some ass.
FRAT: Buddy takes semi-hot blonde chick on first date, she gets drunk and acts like a fucktard. I don't envy any guys out there dating in their 20's.
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Peaky blinders is pretty good imo.
@jasonhightower I cringe when I hear white girls from suburbia throw around the N word. I wonder if people cringe the same way when I accidentally slip and use the word "gay" in public (I'm an 80s/90s kid...it still pops out occaisonally by mistake)
Yeah me too, that's the point I was like we gotta get out of here before this shit gets real. The last thing anyone wants is a friend having to defend some chick because she's a drunken idiot.
I wonder if people cringe the same way when I accidentally slip and use the word "gay" in public (I'm an 80s/90s kid...it still pops out occaisonally by mistake)
TQN needs one as well to haul all that ass around
People who have never been in a fight are fucking annoying. Id like to throw this guy at work some boxing gloves, go 3 rounds and tune him up so he acts right. Ppl have no fucking idea how things can go
Neither is golden girls
I found a way to resolve things professionally, while still shutting down his disrespect and giving him a chance to escalate things if he wanted to get stupid which he chose not to do. Yaaaay being an adult