Lifestyle Any Kayakers on Here?
- Thread starter Sex Chicken
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Imagine you’re a beautiful woman up in Northern Ontario. You’re married but the spark is gone, you’ve drifted apart. You go down to the river to sit on a rock and think about your life. Then suddenly from around a bend in the river, I come crashing through the white water? Arms full of blood and lactic acid and a devilish look in my eye?
M
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Thats a nice Kayak
For a woman
For a woman
You should have gone for the double kayak in "your colour" OP...
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Did your wife load it on top of the lezbaru?
There are luggage straps for the fishing rod. I have a back harness for my cross bow, and I’m going to mount a couple 25 caliber holsters inside the hull.
They guys at the sporting goods store loaded it for you
No. I did it.
What’s with you guys and your toxic masculinity? Why can’t for once you just be “Cool kayak my man!”, “Wow! I can tell you’re going to have a fantastic summer!”, “I’d love to see some pics of you in that kayak!”
The only thing cramping my enthusiasm is strapping it to the roof freaks me out. I only have factory rails on my Subaru with no cross beams. I have good quality belly straps and I strapped it down tight but I still drove home reaching up and checking the straps every 5 minutes. I think I might buy one of those Y straps to tie the bow down under the bumper too. I can’t relax driving on the highway with that monster up there.
M
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You probably think muskoka is “northern Ontario” you city slicker
M
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Woodbridge.
I’m actually planning to do a lot of ‘yakking (that’s what guys in the scene call it) on the Grand River, and Eramosa Lake.
M
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The grand is a good place to learn, lots of portages too and you can paddle basically the entire length from grand valley to Dunnville
M
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Omg stfu
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The main reason, I got it is so I can cross the Detroit River and sneak into America while the border is closed. I can’t wait to see your face when I walk into your Dave and Buster’s wing night wearing a pair of 4 oz gloves.
You will get the biggest hug and maybe a kiss on the cheek
I would have thought you were very familiar with strap-ons considering you drive a Subaru.