General Complete Pussy Abandons Baby Gorilla.
- Thread starter Sex Chicken
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did the baby gorilla die or did the pack raise him!?
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We don't all have your wrestling pedigree OP
That guy has probably never gone 12-11 in the London School District open wrestling invitational 1999.
How do you think he'd manage that big silver back without your chops?
That guy has probably never gone 12-11 in the London School District open wrestling invitational 1999.
How do you think he'd manage that big silver back without your chops?
All good points.
If that Gorilla comes at me that off balance and with that much momentum, he’s gettIng arm dragged to the jungle floor, and then gut wrenched until I decide he’s had enough. I guarantee, that baby gorilla is GOING HOME WITH ME!!!
I might even make sweet love to his lady before I leave.
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This was like that time when OP tried to take my seat at the Hooters in Toronto.
He was in the parking lot before I even started my charge...
He was in the parking lot before I even started my charge...
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Translation:
OP knows he is penalized if he's there within 2 minutes when the app notifies him that his Uber has arrived. He was in the parking lot before you even started your charge.
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At least your daughter would have a better role model in the house. I hear gorillas can count and don't shit where they sleep.
We were out for a walk when I got this post. I read it to her and she said;
“Why don’t you add that low life to your ignore list?”
I said “I can’t he’s administration”
She said “That’s fucking bullshit. He’s a cyber bully.”
What a sweet little girl. I have two myself.We were out for a walk when I got this post. I read it to her and she said;
“Why don’t you add that low life to your ignore list?”
I said “I can’t he’s administration”
She said “That’s fucking bullshit. He’s a cyber bully.”
And might I say those are some manly looking hands. @conor mcgregor nut hugger can you show us yours for comparison?
Instead of a baby gorilla I threw down my jalapeño poppers. You stopped to smell them and that gave me time to hop the fence.
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Once she learns to read (assuming the gorilla moves in) and can search your post history she'll understand you did this to yourself.We were out for a walk when I got this post. I read it to her and she said;
“Why don’t you add that low life to your ignore list?”
I said “I can’t he’s administration”
She said “That’s fucking bullshit. He’s a cyber bully.”
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Thank you gorilla expert banchanium
"Pussy" lol, I'd throw my mother in front of a charging gorilla, let alone some shitty baby ape
Correct way to handle charging gorilla:
Apparently the pack raised him. He eventually became their king.
What country is the world leader in giving up kids for adoption?
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I was appalled by this man throwing that baby out there like bait! At first. Then that voice of reason said, "Bitch, you know you would have thrown that baby way before he did."
I know that feeling bro, but if everyone blocked him who would he talk to? gotta sympathize with his plightWe were out for a walk when I got this post. I read it to her and she said;
“Why don’t you add that low life to your ignore list?”
I said “I can’t he’s administration”
She said “That’s fucking bullshit. He’s a cyber bully.”