NSFW Does this count as a 3-way?

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b00ts

pews&vrooms
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Oct 21, 2015
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FRAT version... Female friend and I met her friend. Get high as fuck and friend gets her cookie eaten. I make a failed play at other girl, but get domed from friend.

Does this count as a 3-way if I didn't intercourse with snobby lesbo?


Full story.... (Sorry, we're drinking and the subject was brought up and this has always been a question of mine)

Brought a friend(female) over to meet her "friend"(also female) because she didn't have a car. I thought normal shenanigans would take place...smoke a little, maybe bong a Four Loko...normal shit. We get there and the girl meets us at the car, says her mom has been waking off and on. First instincts tell me to bounce when a 20'something year old lives with her parents, but we stay. So we're in my car, high as giraffe sacks, when these two chicks start going at it. By this time, I'm the only one in this fucking weed rotation, so I smoke my fucking brains out watching this chicks finger fuck each other. The friend then asks how to move the seat back and lean it, so I reach over and show her when she nibbles on my ear. My senses were in overdrive with this fire shit ole' girl had and I get a raging boner. She goes down on my friend and I had no clue what to do but whip my dick out. That's when she informs me that she's strictly girl's only. So here I am in a fucking Hyundai Tiburon with my pants to my ankles, kneeling on my driver's seat with a dick in my hand as I get shot down. My friend then looks at me and says that she's down for whatever. She does her mouth hugs and has the craziest orgasm from this girl tongue punching her. I wasn't even ready until she hit those high notes and shot ropes all over my fucking interior.

The girl never really says goodbye and just leaves the car. My friend and I just kind of sit there all awkward because she was one of those girls that's just one of the guys and I never thought about lobbing my flesh missile down her throat. I don't have any pics of the other chick, nor do I even know her name.

Here's my friend....bat shit crazy with daddy issues, but the sickest head play in the game. Pour one out white homies, because she's only for the Mandingo's last I heard.....and yes, her tat says "Daddy's Girl"









 
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Your friend has a nice face and come-hither eyes.
Alas, if you must ask if it counts then you already know the answer in your heart of hearts.
 

b00ts

pews&vrooms
Amateur Fighter
Oct 21, 2015
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Your friend has a nice face and come-hither eyes.
Alas, if you must ask if it counts then you already know the answer in your heart of hearts.
That was very poetic of you, sir.
 

Super Dave

The party’s over
Dec 28, 2015
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"bong a Four Loko", "high as giraffe sacks", "mouth hugs", "lobbing my flesh missile down her throat".
You kids and your lingo.
As for your question, nothing wrong with asking for a little clarification, and I say it counts.
 

Pitbull9

Daddy
Jan 28, 2015
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This was probably 10 years ago. I haven't enjoyed anything like this in a long time.
I had some nice 3 ways in HS. A couple of my boys and I tag teamed a couple broads and it was hilarious.

One time my boy liked this girl who liked me and I didn't really like her but I was like fuck it I will rig it up to help you out. So we were at my house sitting on the bed and no one was doing anything so I was like fuck it and I started kissing her and right Away she went down to give me a knobber and while she is blowing me my boy is fingering her like 100 miles an hour and I'm watching him and I just started to crack up because it looked and sounded so funny that I ruined the whole tbing lol but it was classic.