NSFW Happy birthday, Eiza González!

[Sex Chicken]

I don’t know if you post here but if you do...

Hello Eiza, my name is Sex Chicken. I’m a 44 year old Canadian man.

I've long fantasized about meeting a woman on this forum. Because the truth of the matter for me is, watching MMA and posting about it comes first, and relationships come second and not a lot of women understand that.

When I’m not watching UFCs I enjoy writing poetry, jet skiing, and writing poems about Jet skiing. I also like getting jerked off in hot tubs. If any of this interests you, PM me.

 

[FINGERS]

I don’t know if you post here but if you do...

Hello Eiza, my name is Sex Chicken. I’m a 44 year old Canadian man.

I've long fantasized about meeting a woman on this forum. Because the truth of the matter for me is, watching MMA and posting about it comes first, and relationships come second and not a lot of women understand that.

When I’m not watching UFCs I enjoy writing poetry, jet skiing, and writing poems about Jet skiing. I also like getting jerked off in hot tubs. If any of this interests you, PM me.

Do you like Pina Coladas?

 

[Hauler]

Do you like Pina Coladas?

And getting caught in the rain...

 

[FINGERS]

And getting caught in the rain...

I only found out recently what that song meant.

It's a married couple both cheating on each other with themselves.

He reads her lonely heart message in a paper and thinks she's perfect. They arrange to meet in a bar and whaddya know?

It turns out they are perfect for each other after all.

 

[Hauler]

I only found out recently what that song meant.

It's a married couple both cheating on each other with themselves.

He reads her lonely heart message in a paper and thinks she's perfect. They arrange to meet in a bar and whaddya know?

It turns out they are perfect for each other after all.

In reality they'd both be pissed at each other and get into a huge fight at the bar.

 

[Rambo John J]

Damn sun