I just ripped a fart in the face of a chinese grocery delivery driver. He's setting down my second load of groceries at my front door and I leaned down to pick up a few bags, as I'm turning to go back in my house a fart came out extra slow, and extra loud. It had to have been like a 3 second fart. Normally I'd be embarrassed as hell, but this time, maybe because they guy was Charlie, I thought it was hilarious. I even went out to meet him for the last load of groceries acting like ain't no thang. Probably the only time I wished I had a Ring camera. His expression must have been glorious.