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Papi Chingon

Domesticated Hombre
Oct 19, 2015
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I just ripped a fart in the face of a chinese grocery delivery driver. He's setting down my second load of groceries at my front door and I leaned down to pick up a few bags, as I'm turning to go back in my house a fart came out extra slow, and extra loud. It had to have been like a 3 second fart. Normally I'd be embarrassed as hell, but this time, maybe because they guy was Charlie, I thought it was hilarious. I even went out to meet him for the last load of groceries acting like ain't no thang. Probably the only time I wished I had a Ring camera. His expression must have been glorious.
 

MountainMedic

Rock Kicker
Sep 28, 2017
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I just ripped a fart in the face of a chinese grocery delivery driver. He's setting down my second load of groceries at my front door and I leaned down to pick up a few bags, as I'm turning to go back in my house a fart came out extra slow, and extra loud. It had to have been like a 3 second fart. Normally I'd be embarrassed as hell, but this time, maybe because they guy was Charlie, I thought it was hilarious. I even went out to meet him for the last load of groceries acting like ain't no thang. Probably the only time I wished I had a Ring camera. His expression must have been glorious.
Charlie has smelled worse