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NiteProwleR

Free Hole Lay Row
Nov 17, 2023
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Idk what's more hilarious. The slap, how shocked and shriveled the customer looked after or the fact that I would actually be able to look down on pizza shop owner. I get angry little man syndrome more than anyjuan but at least I don't have noodle arms like this guy. He probably has a pizza knife under the register, though.
 

NiteProwleR

Free Hole Lay Row
Nov 17, 2023
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11,387
Tbf, the empty paper cup launch was right on target. Pizza looked on point, too. The cheese didn't slide off or nothing.

I slapped the holy hell out of one of my buddies with a whataburger bun full of mayo ketchup lettuce once. It wasn't as pretty as this. It was before we actually became friends. I think thats why we became friends. He was a huge freeloader and I wanted to send a message. I had an open face burger for the first and only time ever.
 

Lennybishop

We all float down here
Nov 17, 2023
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Lennybishop

We all float down here
Nov 17, 2023
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1000%. But don't even think of blaming other states. Connecticut drivers are stupid fucking passing lane camping cunts. It's the state I loathe most when I drive to Maine.
I live in Texas. We have plenty of left lane camping dumbasses here. This applies all over the country.
 

NotBanjaxo

Formerly someone other than Banjaxo
Nov 16, 2019
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LOL at this guy...



...believing that Jennifer fucking Aniston was madly in love with him, and also so hard up that she needed £270 to pay her Apple subscription.

100% the scammer, even if he was found out, should never face any consequences for this. That guy deserves to have his money taken. A fool and his money are easily parted, as they say.